We were all at the hideout while phinks,Faitan,and i where getting ready to steal rich people's jewelry.
(Okay imagine this part as them with liked the boxed mouths and eyes when they get mad) "Why can't i wear a suit!" I yelled at phinks "because you need to wear a dress!" He yells back. "Fuck dresses i want to wear a suit!" I yelled. "Can you idiots stop budding heads" feitan sweat dropped. "You fucker why wont you wear a dress!" I yelled at phinks "because i have a dick!" He said and we start budding heads. "You basterd!" I yelled putting him in a head lock "you little shit!" He said putting me in a head lock.
"Let me wear a suit!" I yelled "Wear a damn dress for once!" Phinks yelled
"You fucker just because i dont have a dick i cant wear a fucking suit!"
"You always wear a damn suit and you ripped it last time we were on a mission! Machi even said 'oh i can do it' and since your a stubborn little shit you said 'no I'll do it myself' and your lazy ass never did it!" Phinks yelled shaking you back and forth.
"Oh yeah oops" i say in a innocent tone.
Phinks eye was twitching "You little shit" "Your acting like a girl phinks" shal said.
Feitan went to Phinks right side and Shalnark on his left while i went behind him. "Girly girlllll" we sang to him "Go get ready!" He yelled and started chucking rocks at us. I laugh and hop over phinks head,dodging the rocks and ran to my room.
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"Oh yeah your dress is on your bed!" Machi yelled
"Bastard making me wear a damn dress" i mutter tossing a black dress on.
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I put the dress on next was shoes
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I curled my hair a little bit and i looked in the mirror. "These fuckers are ganna pay" i say through my teeth. I walk out to the main room "Who the fuck picked this out!?" I asked. Everyone pointed to Faitan "Faitan you little shrimp whyyy!?" I said shaking him back and forth "Why it matter hes your best friend" Uvo said. I ignored uvo and started shaking feitan again "let go of me" feitan said annoyed.
I stopped shaking and feitan spoke up "y'know if you went my friend you would be dead already" "Yep!" I smile "Can you two fuck monkeys stop already were ganna be late!" Phinks yelled. I got annoyed and kicked him in the shins. "Oh common lil doggy" i say is a babyish voice grabbing phinks ear and dragging him out of the building. "Let go of me you mut!" Phinks yelled "Fei wanna turn with the dog?" I asked "i wouldn't touch that thing with a 50 ft pole" feaitan said "Well phinks gatta deal with it" i said marching forward. After a while of phinks and i fighting and feitan wanting to die and kill us both. We had gotten to our destination. "I cant wait to kill some people" i hop around,with phinks still in my grasp. "Common let go!" Phinks yelled "Oh yeah" i mutterd "be free you stupid mutt!" I yelled and kicked phinks in the ass.
"Now lets go!" I yelled running inside. "Y'know for a phantom troupe member you sure are childish" feitan said "Shut it!" I said hitting his arm. We walk into the ball room and i see all of the women there. "Okay lets go" i sweat drop walking into the hallway. "The fuck dude you were the one who mentioned this!" Phinks yelled "Yeah why go now" feitan said. I ran to feitan and shook him back and forth "do you see all of those beautiful women!? I look like a pig compared to them!" I whisper shout "Grow up kid your fine and pluse odds are there wearing corsets" phinks said pointing his thumb back into the room. I stop shaking feitan and gleamed "Your right!" I tossed feitan aside and fixed my poster,and coughed in my hand. "These bimbos are going to see the fabulous y/nnnn!" I cheered,running around in circles.
Phinks turned to feitan "she being possessed?" "I have no clue" feitan replied.
"Waiittt" i stopped in my tracks "One of you gotta pretend to be my boyfriend or brother" i groan "First up boyfriend" "Fuck no!" Phinks said backing up "Why me?!" Feitan asked. "Common fei is only for a night!" I begged. "I'll pretend to be your brother thats it!" Phinks siad "Okay now its settled phinks is my brother and fei is my boyfriend!" "I never agreed to that!" Fei shouted I turn back slowly "i don't care" i say with a psychotic look on my face. "Feitan just say yes before she kills both of us!" Phinks mutterd hitting his arm.
"Fine" feitan rolled his eyes. "Thats what i thought" i smile and we walk in.
Feitan and i walked by each other while phinks shoved his hands in his pockets. A man with black short black hair and green eyes walks up to me "why hello my lady" the man said kissing my hand. "Hello?" I asked "Would you like to dance" he asked. I hesitantly shook my head and i can feel feitan staring daggers into the man.
The man grabbed my hand and i felt feitans eyes fallow.
Phinks pov
The dude walked away from y/n "When you going to tell her" i asked,my sight still not leaving y/n. "After i kill this basterd" feitan says clenching his fists. "Does she realize he has to puts his hands on her waist" i ask "No" he said "I'll get her when she realizes that. Then when i kill him we will kill everyone else take there belongings while were at it" he adds on "But first we need to disable the camera's" i added "Thats when shal comes in" feitan said I called shalnark and told him everything.
"Okay got it" shal said thru the phone. Now we put our plan in action.
Your pov
"Who was those two men you were with?" He asked.
"My boyfriend and brother" i said
"I can do better then that little midget" he said putting his hands on my waist. Chills went down my spine. "Come home with me instead" he whisperd in my ear,lightly bighting my ear lobe.
I blush "no" i mutter and see feitan behind him. "Dont put your hands on her!" Fei yelled. Feitan came up and broke his neck,while phinks caught him and took of with the body. Feitan grabbed my hands and started dancing. "Smooth one fei" i smirk. "Thanks" fei smirked. Feitan went to your ear and said "Your mine" i blush badly When feitan was done speaking he kissed me. I was shocked but kissed back. "Be my girlfriend y/n" He said "i will" i said laying my head on his shoulder.
"And if anyone that i dont know even bothers touching or looking at you i will kill them" he said. I laugh "okay" i said kissing his cheek.
Phinks came back and told us it was time. We nod and killed everyone in the room,taking there stuff.
We went back to the hideout and showed chrollo all of what we got and went on with our night. Now knowing you have fei as your bf you couldn't be happier.
