Hunter x Hunter oneshots

||Feitan x Reader|| Text fic

ayo sorry I just like...died.. I was in writer's block and tryn to get my art out there,as expected I got.none sold😗✌
Enjoy this idiotic chapter

.feitan=FeiFei
.Y/n=feitans bitch
.chrollo=daddy chro
.hisoka=yummy children hisoka
.illumi=flat bitch
.phinks=mommy milkers
.shizuku=vacuum slayer
.pakunoda =milf
.shalnark=h0rny gamer

FeiFei
Open the window
Now
It
I will
Through
Rock's
Through
You're
Window
You
Dumb
whore

Feitan's Bitch
Say less😩

Daddy chro
You horny fucks

H0rny Gamer
Y/n going to get railed!

Milf
Wear protection
I'm
Not
Taking
Care of
Any
Fucking
Kids

Yummy children hisoka
I'll take them👀

Feitan's birch
Stfu

Mommy milkers
Fucking sick

Feitan's bitch
Stfu you're just jealous bc
You can't get any
Pussy

Daddy chro
Profanity! all of you!

Feitan's bitch
anyway what you want feitan

FeiFei
You
Left
You're
Fucking
Bra
In
My
Fucking
Room!

Feitan's bitch
I-
Wait a damn minute

H0rny Gamer
👀

Feitan's bitch
what colour is it?

FeiFei
It's hot pink

Feitan's bitch
PFFT

Milf
👀💅

Mommy milkers
That's where that went-

H0rny Gamer
PFFT YOU STILL HAVE THAT!?

mommy milkers
Ofc! The fuq you expect me to put my massive pecks in!?

Vacuum slayer
Out of a bra

Mommy milkers
Hmmm no

FeiFei
What the duck are you talking abt

Feitan's bitch
hahaha long story
Really long story
I-
Why did you come through my window-

Fei fei
Cuz bitch

Feitan's bitch
There was a door!

Mommy milkers
We know what bouta happen ceya🏃

h0rny gamer
I'm going to be one cool uncle

Feitan's bitch
No

Milf
No

Feifei
No

Daddy chro
No

H0rny Gamer
Okay jeez!

Everyone left the chat

You're pov

I look at the short homeless man I call feitan/feifei/Samsung refrigerator/tree stump/levi 2.0. The names honestly go on.
"What" I asked shoving a hit cheeto in my mouth. "Since when did mr.Mommy milkers Get a bra!" Feitan said quoting the ' mr.mommy milkers'
"Oh yeah he had that for a while,y:know when you threw a tantrum bc I shaved you're eyebrow off?"
"That was you!!!"
Feitan yelled. I giggle and smile "mabeyyy" I cooed
"Y/n!!!!" Feitan yelled. I took this as my chance to run. .
I'm going to die tonight..

This is so bad. Sorry for not posting on a while