Hunter x Hunter oneshots

||Teen Hisoka x Reader|| midnight snack

Chapter.45

Type: Fluff

Date:6/17/21

hisoka Hanna be ooc this is just how I'd imagine him in modern au 😗👌

I was laying on my couch peacefully drawing and planning out a new art piece. I had been laying there long enough for my butt to sink in comfortably and gut like a mold. This was going well until I heard a nock at my door. I loudly groan and lazily ask "who is it"
"It's meee" a familiar voice said on the other side of the door. "You have a key just come in" I said rolling my eyes " I lost it... "
I felt my blood boil "are you serious!" I yelled getting off of my very comfortable couch. I March to the door and open it with a irritated look on my face. Hisoka stood there with a bright smile and bundle of flowers. My face started to slightly flush when I grabbed it "I figured you'd be mad so I got these to make it up to you." Hisoka smiled "thank you" I said with a flushed face. I moved to the side and Hisoka walked in. "So what are you I to Y/n"  he asked turning around to see what I would say. I had just shut the door and put the flowers in the mini table next to the door. "Me? Uh I've been planning out a new art project" I said turning around to face him.
"Can I help out?" I chuckle " you don't know anything about art"
"So!" Hisoka said sticking his tung out at me. I stuck my tung out at him and went back to drawing.

Hisoka went to the fridge and looked through it "Y/n.. what exactly have you been eating" my fellow red headed friend asked. "Samples from the store..." I said quietly
"What!? Where did all you're money go!?" I slowly looked up at hisoka and my eyes glided beside hisoka to a halfway painted mural, mind that was done with oil paints. Hisoka raised an eyebrow and looked over to where I was looking and face palmed. "Y/n You need good too,not just art supply" hisoka said pinching the bridge of his nose.  "No I don't" I said puffing my cheeks out. Hisoka looked at me with his eye's twitching. "common princess get up" hisoka said walking over and extending his hand out towards me.

"Ugh I hate when you call me that" I growled grabbing hisoka's hand. "Exactly" hisoka said "can't you bring up a better pet name" I asked  "well what else do you want me to fuckung call you? A rat?" 
"shut the fuck up" I said karate chopping his arm
"Owww that hurt so bad!" Hisoka said sarcastically. I just laugh as he leads me out my front door. "where are we going exactly" I asked going down my porch steps. "To get you some fucking food bitch!" Hisoka said in the most gay voice possible "I don't need no damn food! I need to keep myself entertained before i set everything on fire!"
"Shut the fuck up ya anorexic looking ass bitch fuckin look like you're a box troll fuckin crusty ass flaky ass bitch."
Hisoka said yet again in a gay voice "Woah calm down fox and friends"
"You shut up"
"Bitch you get a damn hair cut then! Fuckin look like pinky pie form my little pony! You fucking Samsung refrigerator looking ass bitch! Yo skin smells like prunes and you're skin pasty you musty was mother fucker." I said smaking hisoka's arm.
"woah bro calm down we don't need you're pannies in a bunch now do we"

"Ha jokes on you I'm not wearing anything" I said jokingly " hot" Hisoka replied. "I was just joking!" I said snaking his arm again .
"We're here" hisoka said opening his arm's up to the store. We walk in and a nice cold beers from the store's a.c. Hit my face.
It felt nice considering it was not outside at 10:12 at fucking night.
"Grab a cart" hisoka said walking to the back of the store "wait we're actually grocery shoping!?"
"no shit Remi" hisoka said turning around. I groan and walk to the entrance of the store to grab a damn cart,while hisoka looked around. I went,grabbed a cart and started walking back to the back where hisoka is. while I was strolling through one of the aisles,this specific you caught my eye.
(Get you're mind out of the damn gutters)

It was a all green T-Rex plush that has spikes on it's back. Iinstantly fell in love and already had a name picked out,Gregory burthalimule the 3rd but his nickname will just be Greg. I shoved it in the cart and rode the cart over to hisoka. I grabbed Greg and his him behind my back as I can up to hisoka with a gleam in my eye. I tugged on his shirt and he looked down at me "what?" He asked, I smiled brightly and pulled Greg out from behind my back "look what I found!"
"no you can't get it because you probably don't even have a na-"
"Gregory burthalimule the 3rd" I said quickly
"No" "yes" "no" "yes" "no" "bitch the fuck yes he is out kid and I will buy him with my own damn money"
"What money!" Hisoka asked "I will buy him with you're money" I said in a re-frasing voice. "And what will I get out of this?" Hisoka asked "a baby t-rex named greg" I smile "............ Fair enough" he said putting all the food he had grabbed in the cart.

Time skip

After finding more food we payed for everything and left the store. We were about half way home when I finally took my attention off Greg and spoke up to hisoka "thank you hisoka" I smiled "no problem remi" we had now turned the corner and was heading down the street. We stopped infont of my house and I spoke up "thank you again Greg will be happy here" I said jumping up and kissing hisoka's cheek and then running in the house like I was fucking lightning McQueen.
A couple seconds after I walked in hisoka ran in and talked me "pinky pie what the duck you doing!?"
" I'm coming to get that ads remi! "

End💕

jamsjakakala anyway here is the first hisoka chapter 😗👌