Hunter x Hunter oneshots

|| Leorio oneshot||Selling foot pics

Chapter: 29
Person: Leorio
Type: comedy
Format normal

I was sitting in the living room on the couch with,Killua whom was fucking crushing me cuz he thinks I'm a fucking pillow or something,Gon who was laying his head on my lap, damn I be getting hoes haha i- anyway. Alluka was asleep on the floor with a half eaten box of cheezit's next to her. Kurapika was at work,and my man leorio was in the recliner asleep.

We were all watching a movie and we ended up not finishing it and just started messing around. Leorio passed out and Gon,Killua and I were on our phone's.
I was scrolling through Instagram and saw that some dude wanted foot pics. I look around to see who had no socks on. In  my luck leorio had them dogs out the kennel.
I look back to my phone then back to leorio and I giggle. I nudge Killua who is on the right of me and i point to my phone. Killua looks up from his phone and reads what's on the screen "do it"
"I am! But with leorio's feet" I chuckled. Killua looks at leorio and Killua grins. I click on the dude's profile and Dm him.

Me- I see you're looking for foot pics, how much you offering buddy.

Rando- $50 a pic $80 for a video of their toes moving

Killua is laying his head on my shoulder looking at me texting this dude. "What you think?" I asked " better than nothing" Killua said.

Me- okay dude I'll be sending pics and videos,I'm sending everyday, I'm expecting a pay everyday too if you miss a day it's over.

Rando- Jeez kid are you robbing me blind!?

Me- do you want the pics or not!

Rando - okok! I will! Just make sure to send them okay!

Me- I will :)
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"Okay we start now" I said "you better be splitting with me" Killua glared
"oh my god fine" I say,Killua smiled with satisfaction. I turn my flash on and take a picture of leorios old man feet. Boy it was a good picture so I took some more actually like 20 more and sent it to the rando with a foot fetish.

Me- here is 10+ foot pics,money now

Rando- Ohhh that's my shit right there!

Me- Nasty ass, now give me my damn money!

Rando- Alright!

You received $1,000 from anonymous, would you like to accept? [yes] or [no]

[yes]

Me- alrighty that's dude, you will be getting more later on

"You'll get 500 tomorrow" I glared at the albino rat sitting next to me. Killua grinned and continued to look through his phone.

Later the next day Killua  and I kept up our scheme . We were making quite a bit every day. Around 4-600 dollars minimum. This went on for a couple months. But the foot fetish guy wanted more than feet pics. He wanted his socks too. I was getting payed 150 a sock. How could I turn such an offer down?? So he got what he wanted and I got what I wanted. Rat bitch Killua too.
"Hey have you guys seen my socks? They keep going missing I've lost six pairs in 3 days!" Leorio exclaimed scratching his head.
Mine and Killua's eyes widen as we look at each other with the "uh-oh" look. Did I mention the money he wanted for just a sock?
Of course we sold multiple a day!
"Y/n!" Leorio yelled "what are you looking at me for?! You act like Killua doesn't do anything either!" I defend. "Did you feed my socks to the neighbors dog again!" He yelled "No! Ask flakey ass over here he would know!" I shout pointing to Killua. "Huh?! You son of a" Killua cut himself off. "Well Y/n is the one who's been selling your foot pics to a rando on Instagram! He liked your hobo feet so much he started asking for your socks!" Killua ratted me out. "You whore!" I yelled at Killua. "Y/n what the hell!" Leorio shouts
"He was wanting $50 a pic! 80 for your dogs wiggling! Do you even know how much he wanted for a sock?! $150 how could I turn that down!" I defended "are you kidding me?!" Leorio asked "do you even know what 150x6 is old man? More than what's in your wallet right now" I crossed my arms. "Stop selling my foot pics you didn't even ask!" Leorio grunted. "Whatever" I snarled looking the other way. "He thought my feet were hot?" Leorio asked blushing while doing the Debbie Ryan. "I might need to set up a feet finder account" he giggled and walked away.

Me: "what"

Killua: "the"

Both; "fuck"

Killua and I were left in the living room flabbergasted by the sene of events. God only knows what will happen from then on.