Hunter x Hunter oneshots

||HxH headcannons|| When someone flirts with you

Ummm update on life i just did mikasa's ab workout and I feel like I'm fucking dying and I only got through one stage 😗✌ but yeah after I write this im A keep going cuz my was is paranoid and tomorrow. Incase you don't know what tomorrow is is is national r@pe day...yeah ik fucked up huh. I'm only paranoid bc ik so alone will take it seriously but remember kids it only takes 7 kinda of pressure to snap someone's windpipe and 4 pounds to rip an ear off and if you kicked them in the groin hard enough they could die😁 I Can make a chapter and random selfdefence things ik and these can work for anyone so uh yuh lemme know. Also I will not take these head cannons seriously lol so be prepared.

Gon: Gon would hit them in the head with his fishing rod and pout right after lol

Killua : he would stomp away like a toddler throwing a tantrum

Leorio: he would smake em in the head with his brief case

Illumi: just leave... Like he would see someone flirting with you and just walk away and just leave you there.

Kite: smack em in the head with the end of his syth,pick you up and stomp his way home.

Hisoka: moan....

Milluki: nothing bc he would just be in his chair and probably just watch the whole thing go down with his drone.

Zaddy zeno: karate kick em in the balls and walk away

Penis kinks/phinks: aggressively groul and kick them in the wall

Fei fei / feitan: kick their shin so the get nocked down a couple inches and blow his hawt StEaMy bReAtH in their face. Then kill them right after.

Shalnark: he would pull the mexican mom way and throw his shoe at them.

ChRolLO: blind them with his shiny old man slurpy-listious hisoka moaning grandma croaking horse slurping bald head 🤒

Kuro-pp/daddy kurapika/mama pika/kurapika: he would growl in a deep man man voice and go "das my my girl you better get you're not steamy garlicy breath out her face" and man man kick him where the dudes kids are held and throw a toothbrush into of him and then walk away with y/n. He will then turn to you with a f-boy face and then he will be like "oooo how did I do mama's" and you be like "You did a good deed today kurapika you saved me from his hair stany breff and he got a free toothbrush" and then he will be like "yeah but I wiped it on the bottom of Bob's shoe before I have it to him" then you both laugh.

Bro I fucking can't with the kurapika one 🖐😭😂 Dead ass pulled a denki kaminari rn lol hope you enjoyed sorry these chapters have been short.