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||Y/n watched Hereditary||

Chapter 54
Person: Killua and Gon
Type: comedy

Unfortunately somewhat based on true story

ALSO SHOULD I GO THRU WITH MY KILLUA BOOK? LMK

On this lovely cloudy night, Y/n the horror fanatic we all know and love. Has decided to watch hereditary. I won't go into detail of the sene Y/n had watched but if you know, you know.

Y/n was wrapped in a blanket in the dark watching this cinematic masterpiece. Y/n watching contently and obviously on the low, shitting themselves. Came to a part that was their last straw. A part that was so ass scrunching, toe curling-ly stupidly scary to them they prayed over 100 times. Y/n then grabs their phone and turns the flash of their camera on to 'blog' their progress in the movie. In this case to Gon and Killua. Whom were being pube brains and not answering their phones. The video started and Y/n spoke; head sweaty and sniffing snot.

"Y'all I'm almost done with the hereditary movie and this bitch is flying to the tree house" Y/n currently sounds like they have taken the biggest dumb of their lives and have survived to tell the story.
"It's spicy in here y'all satan is coming for me, the devil himself made this movie and is currently making me pray. Y'all I'm not gonna make it. I'm not gonna ma- AHH!" Y/n screamed dropping the phone and jumping up and down, toes curling like Rumple Stillskin. The man Jesus himself was calling from the skies above for me to join him. Instinctually Y/n screamed and threw a tantrum of pure fear. Running into the living room where Gon and Killua were at. "GUYS" Y/n screamed tossing themselves onto the couch and kicking and spazzing out drastically.

Y/n pov

"Guys I watched hereditary it's coming for me" I cried and kicked more. "Gon the devil is coming for me" I shook his shoulders crying sarcastically. "Wait what! Get away I don't want to get taken" Gon yelled pushing me away. "Killua it was so scaryyy" I cried pulling the blanket off of him and wrapping myself in it.

"I'm kicking screaming and shitting right now this isn't funny" I cried out as I saw Killua about to burst out laughing. "Y'all Satan himself made this movie" I added "c'mon couldn't have been that bad" Killua said, and Gon agreed. "I prayed!!" I shouted covering my face with the blanket. "Huh?!" Gon asked dumbfounded. "But you never pray" Gon said mouth agap. "Yeah I thought you didn't believe in that stuff" Killua said sitting up. "Y'all it was horrific I prayed over a hundred times" I explained. Killua started to talk again and I saw a shadow walk through the kitchen, foot steps in-autoable. Tensing up and acting like a toddler throwing a tantrum. I pointed at the kitchen and latched onto Gon and kicked Killua in the side. "Gon it's in the kitchen!" I screamed tossing my head back and repeatedly kicked Killua. Gon hid under the blanket with me and yelled "Y/n stop this is scary!" Gon said starting to throw a tantrum too. "Killua kill it! Make it go away this is what you get for selling Leorio's feet pics!" I cried out. "I didn't sell them you did you go with it!" Killua shouted pointing behind him and to the kitchen.

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Growling was heard... and Killua snatched the Blanket from me and Gon leaving us out in the open. Like we were naked... he left is for the monster while he hid under the blanket. "What was that?!" Killua asked. "I told you!" I said hitting him in the head with my fists balled up. "Now give me the blanket dammit!" I said starting to pull his hair, desperately trying to cover myself from satans offspring that was roaming in my kitchen.
For the rest of the night it was like we were playing on the devils playground... and Killua still hogged the fucking blanket. Soon resulting to me and Gon snatching the blanket  "I'm sorry Killua! Han in there champ!" I yelled and locked Killua out in the living room for the demon to get.  while Gon and I build a blanket fortress in his room. Did Killua survive??  No one knows Gon and I have currently been in our blanket fortress for an hour and won't come out till day light...