Hunter x Hunter oneshots

||killua x reader|| Periods

Chapter:10
Person: Killua
Name: periods
Theme: immature

Gon and Killua were out and about screwing around. Living life to the flipping fullest while I. Me! Y/n L/n! Was at home curled in the fetal position on the couch!!
It was shark week, this house was about to experience hell. They will wish Jesus was there because I was about to overthrow satan's thrown. All while I was playing to be the new ruler of the under world Killua and Gon walk in the room. I sit up and watch them walk in mindlessly. Killua with a chocolate robot and a game boy, Gon also with some sour patch kids and a game boy. That really pissed me off.

"Killua"
"yeah Y/n?" He asks "I'm dying" i groan "why?" He asked cocking an eyebrow. 'That son of a bitch'.  "I'm pissed off too" I dramatically threw myself back on the couch.
"Why?" He asked
"Yeah I'm ganna go" Gon said grabbing his stuff and walking to his room.

"You and Gon got candy AND WHAT AM I CHOPPED LIVER!?" i said shaking him back and fourth.
"Y/n calm down!" he said between shakes.

I had a stabbing pain and i grabbed my waist, wincing in pain.
"Shit" i mutter leaning forward and onto Killua's lap.
"You on your pe-"
"don't say it!" I snapped
"Sorry" he said cringing.
"Kil im going to die" i cried "you're fine. you're not going to die" he said laying my head down on his lap.
"Want me to go get you some chocolate and Ibuprofen?" he asked hugging me.
"No... I just want to lay here" I yawned.
"Okay" he said camly,running his fingers through my hair.
"I love you kil" i yawned one more time before closing my eyes and falling asleep.
"Ugh don't say that it's embarrassing" Killua whined "deal with it bitch" I said one last time before actually passing out.

     Just A couple hours later I woke up.
I yawned and wiped the sleep out of my eyes. I look up and see Killua playing with my hair while he was on his phone. I smiled as I hug him tighter and burry my head in his chest. "Mornin" Killua said looking away from his phone, down at me.
"It's not morning you idiot" i groan "yes it is" he said showing me his phone.

"Wait what!?" I panic.
"Yeah, also can you get off me ive been having to pee for the past 6 hours" he smiled awkwardly.
I quickly got off of Killua "ew don't pee on me!" Killua glared "if I wanted to pee on you I would have by now"
"Why would you hold it for so long? You could have woken me up" i shout
"Because thats what a good boyfriend does. I know you're on the worst time of month and you looked comfortable" Killua said looking back before going into the bathroom.

I blush and grabbed his phone.
He was on snapchat so i looked through his picture's. When i was looking through his memories the most recent picture was of me sleeping on his chest and him smiling at the camera.
I blush even more and swipe to the next photo and it was the same thing but he was kissing my head. 'Awwwweee Kil is so sweet!' 

"Looking at my pictures i see" Killua said standing above me with his eyebrow raised.
"No!" i shout "your snores are cute y'know that?" He smiked kissing your cheek.
"I snore?!" I asked
"Yeah like a damn truck driver" Leorio said walking out of his room.
"Say that again old man i dare you" Killua glared "yes she does have quite cute snores just not as cute as Gon's" Hisoka groand getting out from under the couch.
I went pail and Killua sweat dropped "you were under there the whole time" Killua asked "yes i thought Gon would be in here but no it was just you too" he said laying on the floor, propping his head up with the palm of his hand. He's mood radiating a bored energy.
"AFWTSHSYSHS IT'S A ROACH!" Kurapika screeched as he walked out of the hallway. Throwing a chankla at Hisoka.
It hit Hioka's balls and he moaned
"That sandle is better then illum-" he cut himself off. Killuas eyes went wide and was traumatized. He went to a corner and ducked down facing the wall "WHAT THE FAWWKKKKK" he screamed "babe its okay!" I yelled
"GET THE ROACH OUTTTTT!!!!!" kurapika screamed "I want to see a roach!" Gon yelled running down the hallway, soon seeing Hisoka "AH! I DON'T WANT TO SEE THE ROACH ANYMORE!" he yelled jumping on Leorio.

I grabbed a chankla and started chasing Hisoka "¡maldito idiota, sal!" I yelled hitting his head with it.
"¡Fuera, maldita cucaracha!" I yelled hitting him with it again."ahora!" I hit him in the head again.
Gon started laughing and Kurapika snorted "What is she saying!?" Hisoka yelled. "SHE SPEAKS SPANISH!?" Killua yelled from the corner of the room. "CHROLLO" I yelled "what" he asked popping up behind the counter in the kitchen.
"Get your horny mutt out now!" i demanded
"WHEN DID HE GET HERE!?" Leorio yelled "magic" chrollo siad wiggling his fingers. Chrollo got Hisoka out and i groan "I'm going back to bed" i said walking to my room.
"Again!?" Killua asked "yes again" i glared and walked into my room.
"What all just happend?" Alluka asked coming out of her room "i have no clue" everyone said in usion.

I didnt know what to do so sorry for the bad grammer and story