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Chapter 24
Person: Kurapika
Type: comedy
Format: normal

This is going to be a long night...

Leorio managed to get Kurapika drunk which was one of the funniest things they have even seen. "Gon call y/n" leorio said taking a sip of his beer. Kurapika popped his head up
"Huh? Y/n? who is that" kurapika asked wide eyed. Killua started laughing "You don't even remember your own girlfriend" he laughed and grabbed his phone. He pulled up a picture of him and Y/n doing a stupid face and another one of y/n on her good days. "holly shit she's hot!" Kurapika yelled. Gon ,leorio and killua started wheezing. "Gon call er!" Killua said nudging him in his arm. "I'm ganna get myself a date!" kurapika yelled loud and proud. Gon still laughing called Y/n

"Hello?"

" Y/n you have to come over" gon said wheezing

"What why?" Y/ n asked

"Holly shit she sounds hot!" Kurapika yelled in the back round

"That answer you're question?" Killua asked

" yep I'll be over in 10" y/n said,but before she could hang up kurapika yelled "I think I might get myself layed too!" Both killua and gon and even leorio started wheezing.

"Make that 5" Y/ n said and hung up

Gon looked up at kurapika and he was mumbling "Oh my god she sounds so pretty! That's really my girlfriend?" Kurapika asked swaying his head towards leorio, for him to answer his question.

"Yeah I'm jealous actually, I could have railed her." Leorio said sipping his beer. "Woah woah woah buddy!" Kurapika said trying to cover leorio's mouth and his eyes half shut. "That's my job" gon and killua laugh and the door bell rings.
Killua gets up and goes to the door.
Killua opens it and gon caught up,there stood y/n.
Y/n and the boys walk down a hallway and took a left going into the living room. Kurapika looked up and saw Y/n,kurapika's mouth went agap and his eyes widened "Hubba Hubba" kurapika said "Holly shit you look hotter in real life!" Y/n laughed and walked towards kurapika and before Y/n made it over there kurapika leaned towards leorio. "Dude how does my breath smell!" Kurapika whisper shouted,blowing his hot steamy breath in leorio's face. "It's fine dude!" Leorio said pushing kurapika off of him.

" I'm going to kick your ass palidin-night! " y/n said standing infront of the two boy's.
"Holly shittt" kurapika said with is eyes wide. "God damn! How much did he drink" y/n asked "well he had half a pack of Smirnoff uhh half a bottle of Yeager. A mix of whiskey and captain Morgan some b-"

"all that by himself!?" Y/n asked "wait I didn't even finish listing off beer!" Leorio shouted.

" Hey! " kurapika shouted putting his hand over leorio's mouth "don't yell at the pretty lady. Damn were you raised in a barn!" Kurapika added. "This is going to be a long night" y/ n sighed,pinching the bridge of her nose. "Heyheyhey! You should date me" kurpika said with a smug look on his face. Y/n Turned to leorio "What did you hit him on the head too!" she yelled kicking leorio in the shin. "No killua did that!" Leorio yelled grabbing his shin. Y/ n whipped her head back glaring at killua. "What the hell are you talking about old man! You're the one that dropped plywood on his head because YOU were tipsy!" Killua yelled pointing at leorio.

" OH yeah but you're stupid chocolate robot stash fell on him! " leorio said Ponting back,trying to make a point. "That's because he ran into it after you dropped the plywood on his head!"
"Oh yeah well gon's fishing pole poked kurapika in the ass!" Leorio lied "don't bring me in this!" Gon said "you're just trying to cover you're ass!" Gon yelled. Y/n's eye's widened "did him drink too!?" She asked "just a couple shots" leorio mutterd. "You idiot! You let a 14 year old drink!" she yelled kicking him in the shin again. "Ok~ she got a temper too,so hot" kurapika said babbling to himself. "Hey where's alluka?" Y/ n asked. "Uhhhhhh" the three boys said "who the he'll is alluka?" Kurapika asked. We then see a tiny human stumbling into the living room with a bottle in her hand. " big brother this apple juice is really good. You should try so-" alluka said until she face planted. all of use wince going "oooo"

"Oh that kid" kurapika said
Alluka got up again and stumbled over to killua then to gon. Falling on him. Killua picked up the bottle alluka had and sniffed it. "This isn't apple juice! It's wine!" Killua yelled. " OH that's why it tasted funny" Alluka said letting her head fall back,while she sprawls out on gon. While gon was being crushed and killua was raging,I look over at kura. His eye's were squinted "Huh that's why the one tasted sweet" I slap my hand in my head. I grabbed my keys "common kurapika let's go" I said lifting him up. "Yayyyy" he said with a voice crack. Before we hit the door kurapika looks back at everyone "You guys are ganna be a uncle!" He said tossing his head back while walking "no you're not" y/n said pushing him out the door. "I'm ganna be a grandma!" Alluka exclaimed lifting her head up, having a huge smile. Gon was finally able to breath and all of us burst out laughing "I like that kid" kurapika pointed at alluka. Kurapika started walking again and face planted out the door. "I'm okay!" He said and got up again running into a bush. I laugh and help him walk to the car. " I wonder what he would be like if he was high" leorio said "no!" Everybody yelled "I wanna be high!" Kurapika said running into the car. " Jesus Christ" I said slapping my hand on my head.