Season 1 episode 1

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Me my annoying brother and stuck up boyfriend, who hated germs but put up with them just to make me happy, was in a corridor at a sperm bank.

"So if a photon is directed through a plane with two slits in it and either slit is observed it will not go through both slits. If it's unobserved it will, however, if it's observed after it's left the plane but before it hits its target, it will not have gone through both slits." Sheldon started.

"Agreed, what's your point?" I asked.

"There's no point, I just think it's a good idea for a tee-shirt." Sheldon responded.

"I mean if it looked pretty cool I would wear it." I answered looking at my boyfriend of five years Sheldon he just nodded and giggled.

"Excuse me?" Leonard asked.

"Hang on." The receptionist answered him.

"One across is Aegean, eight down is Nabakov, twenty-six across is MCM, fourteen down is... move your finger... phylum, which makes fourteen across Port-au-Prince. See, Papa Doc's capital idea, that's Port-au-Prince. Haiti." I answered looking at her cross word.

"Can I help you?" The receptionist asked.

"Yes. Um, is this the High IQ sperm bank?" Leo asked (A/N Leo is Leonard's nickname from Alex.)

"If you have to ask, maybe you shouldn't be here." The receptionist answered.

"I think this is the place." I answered looking at Leo.

"Fill these out." The receptionist answered giving us the clipboards I sat mine down after she gave it me.

"Thank-you. We'll be right back." Leo said.

"Oh, take your time. I'll just finish my crossword puzzle. Oh wait." She carried on looking at me funny. The boys sit either side and begin to fill in forms.

"Leonard Alex, I don't think I can do this." Sheldon spoke up looking at us.

"What, are you kidding? You're a semi-pro." Leo answered nodding towards me.

"No well yes. We are committing genetic fraud. There's no guarantee that our sperm is going to generate high IQ offspring, think about that. I have a sister with the same basic DNA mix who hostesses at Fuddruckers." Sheldon continued.

"Sheldon, this was your idea. A little extra money to get fractional T1 bandwidth in the apartment." I answered looking at Sheldon.

"I know, and I do yearn for faster downloads, but there's some poor woman is going to pin her hopes on my sperm, what if she winds up with a toddler who doesn't know if he should use an integral or a differential to solve the area under a curve." Sheldon decided to answer.

"I'm sure she'll still love him." Leo answered looking at us.

"We wouldn't." I answered for me and Sheldon knowing his answer.

"Well, what do you want to do?" Leo asked.

"We want to leave." I answered looking at Leo.

"Okay." He answered.

"What's the protocol for leaving?" Sheldon asked.

"I don't know, I've never reneged on a proffer of sperm before." Me and Leo answered.

"Let's try just walking out." Sheldon spoke up.

"Okay." I answered looking at him. Me Sheldon and Leo got up to the door.

"Bye." The women at the desk spoke up.

"Bye-bye" Me and Sheldon responded I looked at her.

"See you." Leo carried on. The stairs of the apartment building were something I was never used to no matter how many times we walked up them.

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