Lobby of the apartment building, Howard, Raj, Sheldon, Alex and Leonard enter in combat gear, covered in blue paint.
"Okay, if no-one else will say it, I will. We really suck at paintball." Raj says.
"That was absolutely humiliating." I stated.
"Oh, come on, some battles you win, some battles you lose." Leo tried.
"Yes, but you don't have to lose to Kyle Bernstein's Bar-Mitzvah party." Howard answers.
"I think we have to acknowledge, those were some fairly savage pre-adolescent Jews." Leo answers.
"You know, we were annihilated by our own incompetence and the inability of some people to follow the chain of command." Sheldon tried making me laugh.
"Sheldon, let it go." I tried.
"No, I want to talk about the fact that Wolowitz shot me in the back." Sheldon answered.
"I shot you for good reason, you were leading us into disaster." Howard answered.
"I was giving clear, concise orders." Sheldon answered.
"You hid behind a tree yelling "get the kid in the yarmulkah, get the kid in the yarmulkah."" Leo carried on.
"(arriving) Oh, hey guys." Penny said walking to us.
"Hello Penny." I answered.
"Morning ma'am." Howard tried and I kicked him in the shin.
"So, how was paintball, did you have fun?" Penny asked.
"Sure, if you consider being fragged by your own troops fun. (To Howard) You clear space on your calendar, there will be an enquiry." Sheldon answered.
"Okay, um, oh hey, I'm having a party on Saturday so if you guys are around you should come by." Penny carried on.
"A party?" Leo asked.
"Yeah." Penny answered.
"A boy-girl party?" Howard asked.
"No Howard just a boy party." I answered sarcastically.
"Well, there will be boys, and there will be girls, and it is a party. So, it'll just be a bunch of my friends, we'll have some beer, do a little dancing..." Penny carried on.
"Dancing?" Sheldon asked.
"No we will all be sitting round watching the football." I answered sarcastically again.
"Yeah, I don't know, Penny..." Leo tried.
"The thing is, we're not...." Sheldon tried.
"We're really more...." Leo tried again.
"No." Sheldon answered finally.
"I will be there since I have noting better to do with my time." I answered Penny smiled at me.
"But thanks, thanks for thinking of us." Leo said pointing to who was not going.
"Are you sure? Come on, it's Halloween." Penny carried on.
"A Halloween party?" Sheldon asked.
"No a football party what else." I answered sarcastically.
"As in, costumes?" Howard asked I sighed.
"No as in we have to dress up as pizzas." I answered sarcastically again.
"Well, yeah." Penny answered smiling more at me.
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Nothing is how it seems
FanficWhat if Leonard had a second sister that lived with him and his roommate Sheldon. Alex and Sheldon are close friends. Well they are together together. They wasn't together for awhile till Sheldon made a relationship agreement for them to sign.
