after a night of helping bb over phone to find his surprises we had hardly slept for half an hour
"uth na bancho kya kar raha hai tabse so raha hai " bancho said climbing on bb's bed and shaking him off his deprived sleep .
"lete lete hila rah kya banho ?" sammer and his loved thoughts
"hadd hai sameer "saying this bb woke rubbing his half open eyes chuckling and wiping the saliva from his mouth
"kaife laar gira ke foya tha, fale kya fapne dekh raha tha"
"oh yeah ke dekh raha tha bancho "
"hatt na chutiye teri tarah sirf oh yeah ke sapne nahi dekhta mai"
"acha tune oh yeah ke nahi toh oh yeaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh ke fapne dekhe" sameer is still in his thoughts
"arey yaar subah hui nahi tharak jagane kyun aa gaye dono??" bb said having a hard time getting off his bed
"bancho school khul gaye hai kitna chutti expect kar raha tha tu ?"
"arey han mai bhul hi gaya tha school khul gaye" bb said taking his frizzy hair back with one hand and the other hand on his moustach
"aaj maja ayega oh yeah" sammer said rubbing his nose in his iconic manner
"tu school mai oh yeah karega??"
"han karunga par agar abhi tu utha nahi toh yahi patak ke pel dunga uth hutiye"
in the class
we were seated in our usual arrangement
i came and sat near bb
"mujhe toh bublly sir ka wait hai bancho "
"han ab tum sir se ashiqui ladaoge " nina clicked
sameer and rashi were busy with physics sums
"good morning baccho" bubly sir came with a smile
"lund morning sir "bancho screamed at top of his voice while the entire class was all silent
"banchoddas kya kaha tumne ?"
"kaan mai kifne farfo ka del diya kya fir??" sameer siad
"idhar ana zara banchoddas " bublly sir said making a quirky move with his finger signalling bancho to come and stand near him
bancho said" mai nahi aunga agar aise ishare karke bulayenge"
"banchoddas idhar aao" sir commanded
bancho went and stood near sir he had a chewing gum in his mouth
sir said" kya kaha zara dubara kehna kaunsi morning ??"
"jhand morning bancho sir , aya nahi, doston se mila nahi, ki aap apni chirando wali shakal leke punish karne aa gaye, kitna serious jivan bancho, itna serious har baat pe agar mai hone laga tab toh elon musk ko taap jaunga mai
"saying this in all swag he spits his chewing gum and it sticks to sirs chair sir didnt observe this thing but the entire class was impressed at bancho's monolouge and here comes a standing ovation from the entire class sammer and bb standing on the benches and whisteling and bancho is now the politician cum superstar cum the banchod das
sir got terribelly in furiated
"chup ho jao sare banchod das tum zyada nahi bol gaye?? aur sameer ,bhuvan niche utro yeh class hai"
"hume toh laga tha aapki munni ka kotha hai idhar aise benh pe khade hoke feete marni hai " sameer said
"meri munni kya hai ??" bubly sir looked intimidated
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ajnabee
Fanfictiona story of two unknown people meeting, becoming friends, having fun ,facing problems together, falling in love may be or may be not ??
