"tinde pass karna Liza maa ki choo "
"Tinde kabse exam dene lage bancho ?? "
A tapli lands on bancho's head
"Tu mera saga khoon na hota to yeh jo ghode ki punch side pe hai tere .... use khinch ke guitar aur sitar dono bajata maa ki choo "Bancho's sister giggles while his brother is busy fussing about food
" Khud lelo lakhan mai ise khana khila rahihun"
Lakhan extends his hands to the utensil when his daughter throws a spoon which hits lakhan
"Patt se headshot , bhai ki izzat badha di bancho !!!!!!"
She gushes at the appraisal she gets from her elder brother
Bancho also coos at his sister and seeing attention being diverted from himself the baby brother is no less in throwing a spoon at his elder brother"Maa ki choo mere bete mera badla leliya tune !!!!"
" Yeh hilana band karo ...... Tabse khana bakri kar rahe ho ...."
"Kya papa table pe kaun hilata hai bacche hai idhar Sharam karo "
"Hilana nahi chillana hota hai Lisa ...
Aur khana bikher rahe ho hota hai woh bakri kar rahi ho nahi . "" Han wahi. same to same. no .thank you . sorry. hallaluya. Happy ?? "Lisa mutters under her breath she is also tired after a long day
"Woh khalbali sir kya Hindi sikha rahe hai tumhe ??
"Wahi na mai toh smart hun humare sir hi chimkadde hai "
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"Maine kaha na akele nahi jana hai tumhe "
"Papa yaar mere akele Jane se kya hoga ?? "
"Tumhare Bhai ko bhi ek baar akela bheja tha maine ....."
"Har baar unko beech mai laane ki zarurat nahi hai "
" Kaise uspe itna bharosa karti ho when tum khud phad gayi thi problems mai uski wajah se "
"Yeh aap nahi sochte ki galti meri thi"
"Mai jaanta hun ki galati tumhari nahi thi "
"Kisi din normal family nahi reh sakte aap dono ??" Stita's mom says in a deep tone
"Tum use samjhao "
"Stita tum jao di rehti hai udhar mai baat kar lungi tumhari di se "
"Love you mumma " and stita goes into her room
"Tum mera concern nahi samjh Rahi "
"Ek baccha kho chuke hain hum dusra nahi khona chahte yahi hai na apka concern ..... Par aap kab tak baandh ke rakhenge use ?? Bas ghumne jane ki baat ki hai usne use utni freedom denge nahi for achanak kisi din keh denge ki hostel mai akele rehna , khud ke kaam khud se karna, travelling akele karna tab agar nahi kar payi tab kahenge tumse kuch nahi hota . Doglapan chodiye aur use sab khud seekhne dijiye "
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"Mannu information pakki hai ??"
"Kacchi bhi hoti hai kya info papa ??" Mannu says
Hola narrows his eyes
"Mazak ka man nahi hai meraa......"
"Aur mai marungi tujhe ek dhela .. majnu kab sudhroge tum ?? Kisi ke bhi peeche pad jate ho .....sirf hath pair hi nahi gaand dho ke peeche pad Jana yeh kaisa shauk hai?? "
Mrs hola barks while entering the room and seeing it filled with pictures of stita , bhuvan and all their family members with picture of another two unknown ones
"Kam se kam sab saaf hota hai mera " hola says while giving his infamous smirk and beard rub
" Ek toh hagne wala kaam tera usme safai ka gyan chodwalo tujhse, is baar phasa na kahin bhi mai nahi bachane wali "
"Tum toh phasati ho bachane wali party tum ho bhi nahi " hola murmers .
A flying belan hits hola giving a visible bump on his head even through his "sar pe chaddi wala style

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ajnabee
Fanfictiona story of two unknown people meeting, becoming friends, having fun ,facing problems together, falling in love may be or may be not ??