chapter 51

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"kaisa Raha din ??"

"Tiering tha bht , locations finalise hue Aaj.. toh bht ghumna pada lekin jagah bht Sundar Hai "

"Acha ... Badhiya ... " Stita yawns

"Nind aarahi hai tumhe ?? "

" Hmm , tum toh itna thak gaye ho tumhe nahi aarahi ??"

"Jab Nasha kisi ki ankhon mai ho
Toh sharab Ki zarurat hi kya
Jab sukoon kisi ki awaz mai ho
Nind ki zarurat hi kya"

"Uffff zyada pyar nahi araha aaj kal tumhe ?? "

"Mujhe toh har waqt ata hai tum karne nahi deti bas ....."

"Ho gaya!!!!!" stita can't stop blushing

"Aye meri laal tamatar "

"Mai tamatar nahi hun ..

"Chalo meri tindi ...

" Acha ab mai tindi tab tum tum ....

"Bolo bolo

"Tum ..bhindi

"Oh yeah tune iski bhi di kab dekhi ???"

" Sameer ??????? Ghar aya hai kya tumhare !!!!!"

"Nahi toh mai ghar pe hun nahi "

"Toh Sameer aya kaise bey !!!! "

"Baap bete ko dhund leta hai " Sameer appears from washroom of bhuvan in a towel hanging dangerously low on his sleek waist

"AaAAaaaaaaa!!!!!!!" Bhuvan runs towards the door

"Bfdk pair pad baap ke " Sameer says while wiping his hair which is actually longer than he shows and then picks the hair dryer up to dry his hair .  Alexa play maine tujhe dekh haste hue galon se in background

Bhuvan goes and pinches sammer
And the hair dryer falls on Sameera feet . "Aye Haye Teri behen ka fanp kya karta hai tu hutiye "

"Kya hua ??? "

"Baraf kahan hai ??"Bhuvan asks stita on phone

"Hain ?? Abhi tujhe daru peeni hai ??kaifa soft hai tu ??"

"Tum daru pee rahe ho ??" Stita shouts
"Arey nahi yaar garam chatka laga Sameer ko aur tu kar kya Raha hai idhar Sameer ??"

"Woh sab baad mai bat karna tumhare bed ke neeche hai portable fridge usme hogi ice woh nikalo , aur tumhare brown bag ke sec chain mai medicine pouch hai usme se yellow wali cream tube dedo blister nahi honge "stita reminds him

"Han hum humbifter nahi honge "

"Bsdk laga na pair pe "stita shouts

"Shivam Mishra hai naam uska, kisi ne suna toh nahi ???"

"Han uncle maine nahi suna ki apne stita ke bhai ka nam Shivam Mishra kaha "

Hola gives a tight lipped Plato ic face to his not so intellegent son

"Aur batao "
"Sab badhiya tum batao " mangloo whispers

"Arey Shivam ke bare mai aur batao "

"Mai confidential information kisi ko nahi deta "

"Maine hi toh kaha tha confidentiality dhundhna " hola sneers

" Han toh hui na info confidential kaise bata dun akal se paidal aur pairon se payal hai kya ghochu admi "

" kitna lega ki muh khole tu "

"20 rupay do toh ek raz ki baat bataunga "
Hola looks at his son signalling the same while he is busy searching for lices in his well covered underware clad head
Hola gets irritated and inserts his hand into the leg space of underware over his head and takes out 20 rs note ( kaafi weird purse I must say ) and hands it over to mangloo

Mangloo sniffs the note , rolls it and fits it behind his ear

" Shivam ke teen gharwale hain ek behen ,ek maa aur ek baap "

Hola pulls the coat from mangloo staggering him forwards and looks at him menacingly

" Tere khandaan ko bhi phasa dunga samjha dhang ki information de warna koi dusra mangloo is pehle mangloo ko dhundhta hua milega jaise tu abhi is Shivam ko dhund raha hai chal nikal "

" Papa aap jab jante hi ho Shivam ke bare mai tab ispe 30 rupay kyu luta rahe ho munni thodi hai yeh "

" Tu lollipop kha , banana kaise hai uska jugaad mai karunga "

" Kela flavour ke lollipop bhi ane lage ?? "

Hola looks at his son hopelessly

"Ab pair sahi hai ?? "
"Sameer so Gaya hai han kuch nahi hua uske pair ko sari nautanki hai tumhari humdardi ke liye "

" Use meri humadradi ki zarurat kyu hogi , woh gair thodi hai apna bhai hai ... Bhaiyon se hamdardi thodi hoti hai unke liye toh care hoti hai , duty hoti hai pyar hota hai and he already has my love "

Bhuvan smiles " ajeeb nahi lagta tumhe Sameer ke lisps , uski atrangi batein , harkate , kahin bhi kuch bhi bol Dena offend nahi hoti tum ?? "

"it's his personality bb it's his identification woh aisa hi hai and he is fine the way he is , uski personality se mujhe offend hona hi nahi hai , he is someone who respects  to them who deserves and kicks the asses of those who should be kicked.
Dil ka bura nahi hai Sameer "

"Meri toh itni tarif nahi hoti kabhi ?? " Bb narrows his eyes

"Tarif uski kya karu mai
Jise khida ne badi phursat se banaya hai
Kitne ache kabhi karm rahe honge mere
Ki saathi ke roop main use Paya hai
Burai acchai ka ek anokha sangam sa hai woh
Jise tum kehte ho mai shabdon mai tol dun
Batao kisi anmol heere ka mai kaise hi mol dun
Na shabdon mai bakhan sakti hun
Na baahon mai sama sakti hu
Aisi hasti hai us admi ki
Jiski chahat sone nahi deti
Aur judai hai ki jeene nahi deti "

Bhuvan smiles and kisses the phone screen the sound of smooch breaks stita's trance while saying the poem and she blushes

"Haye meri tamatar mai tumhara aalo
We are the best when we are together "

"Aalo tamatar khane ka man kar gaya kya ??" Stita says while smiling

"Ghar ke khane ki yaad aarahi hai " once you go away from home the most you miss it when you eat food

"Dekhna kal milega Ghar ka khana "

"Tumhe kaise pata ?"

"Bas .... Yun hi ..."

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