chapter 30

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all my friends would reach a bit early at BB's house 

"nina tera bag kidhar hai ??" i asked 

"arey BB ke room main hai " nina said hitting her head 

"hutiya !! tujhe kaha tha apne saath rakhne bag , wahan kyun chod ayi eeeeeeeee" i said 

"ooooo tujhme janki aunty ki aatma ghus gayi kya eeeeeeeee kya kar rahi hai" rashi said 

"agar bb ne bag khol diya na ho gaya kaand aur agar yeh kaand hua na yaad rakh teri gaand phod dungi pagal usmain secret tha mera aise kaise chod ayee tu ? "

"chup !! BB mera bag nahi chuyega ,han agar tera bag hota toh shayad tatol leta, mere bag ko haath bhi nahi lagayega"

"bb haath nahi lagayega bancho toh lagayega, usko bhi is secret ka nahi pata  "

"chill sthita!! maine sameer ko bataya hai woh hai waha agar bancho ne kahin haga bhi woh sambhal lega chill "

" sameer adha kaam asaan kar deta hai mera "

we reached BB's home everything was all set food was done , lighthing in the hall done baloons done cake done

we went upstairs where the boys were supposed to be present and they were fighting their over a perfume 

 "tu har baar yahi lagata kabhi dusra wala bhi try kar aaj yeh mai lagaunga bancho"

"mujhe yahi pasand hai aur yahi lagaunga"

"hutiye tere liye dufra aha deo laye hain hum ufe lagane main teri itni kya khujli hai??"

"khujli nahi sameer mujhe yahi pasand hai kyunki sthita ko yahi deo ........"

"kya sthita ko kya aage bol bancho "

"sthita ko yahi deo pasand hai , strong wala lagane se usko mere pass ane se chink ati hai bahut ,isliye yeh mild wala lagata hun"

"han ufne toh jaife tujhe agarbatti bana ke jalana hai ki fugandh ahi hahiye "

"nahi yaar" BB said 

"aur nahi toh kya bandi ke chakkar mai bhai ko bhul gaya bancho ,yaad nahi kaise apan log ek dusre ka deo , shirt ,kaccha , gamcha apni waliyon ka number aur yahan tak ki ........"

"ab mat bolna condom aur yeh bata teri thi hi kab ??""

"hat na bancho sunshine bhi share karte  hain"

"toh aaj bhi toh sunshine same hai.... kaunsa teri rashi maine sthita ko dedi" BB  was getting mad at this childish behaviour of bancho

"rafhi meri hai lodu" sameer is no less

"abey woh  rashi fal, sunshine ,aries , virgo,saggitarus ,aquarius ki baat kar raha hai"BB tried explaining 

"aquafina idhar kahan fe aya woh toh railway ftation pe milta hai pani ki bottle  hai woh hutiya "

"eeeeeeeeeee tune aaj bhi paani ki botllein nahi bhari " janki aunty came in 

"mummy sthita aur maine toh bhari thi  dopeher ko "

"toh yeh khali botlein mamake kamre main kya kar rahi thi ??"

"mami toh yahi hai mamaji ji bottlon ki ky zarurat pad gayi "

"kya?? " janki aunty asked 

"kuch nahi mummy yeh dono toh kuch bhi kehte hai lao do mai paani ki bottle bhar deta hun "BB said 

"rehne de teeno aa gayi hain  , unhone bhar di sari botlein tu bas pi ke bottle phenk deta hai bhar bhi diya kar"

"mummy aaj b day ke din bhi daantonge kya??"

"nahi mere bacche " saying this janki ji kissed bb and bb made  a kiddish face and hugged aunty and sameer and bancho coughed 

"hum dono ko koi bhul gaye hum naraz hain " bancho and sameer said 

janki ji  exteded her arms to the boys as well  and they came back to the motherly aunty while we three girls were standing out of the room and said togethrer

"HUME KOI PYAR NAHI KARTA " we girls spoke together 

janki aunty smiled at us and gestured us as well we all had a cute group hug ,all moms have this lovely gesture of making all kids around them feel comfortable and welcomed 

then 

"beta tum sab niche aao cake kaatte hai"

"sab aa gaye kya ?" bb asked 

janki aunty said "nahi abhi sabke parents ayenge sameer ke dadaji ayenge shayad hai na"

"nahi aunty dadaji aaj ghodi banane main vyast hai aa nahi payenge"

"kyaa?" 

"mummy woh iske dadaji horse riding ka club chalate hain na....."

"toh..." janki aunty said 

"toh unke pass bahut ghode hai.."

"toh "

"toh log unse shaddi pe ghode leke jate hain" BB the saviour 

"jhutaaaaaaaaaaaaaa " we all said  and laughed 

" kya ho gaya tumsbako "

"kuch nahi mummy meri tang khich rahe hai hum sab  aate hai" BB said 

"ok"

"niklo idhar se sab, hume change karna  hai "nina said 

"idhar hi kar lo apne hi hain sare" bancho getting naugthy  said 

"nikal bancho" rashi said 

"arey mujhe bleazer toh pehenne do phir dhakka mar lena" BB said i hadnt observed that he  was wearing what i had gifted him before i went back home  it was a white shirt with really  small black caricatures . a bit fitting one cause it suits him the best he kept his a lil curly hair open and the white shirt was suiting him well.

BB was waiting for my reply to his look but i just smiled while going out of room he knowingly brushed by shoulder i looked at him and he raised his eyebrows asking how am i looking 

i jestered a thumbs up brushing my hand by his hands and he smiled 

"oo nain mattaka ho gaya ho toh hale "sameer snaped at BB 

"kya change karna tha tujhe??" i asked nina

"kuch nahi bas aise hi un sabko room se nikalna tha ab apna secret mere bag se nikal le aur bata kaise thikane lagana hai " Nina winked at me 


after alsmost 15 min we went downstairs


"kidhar the tum teeno " janki aunty asked 

"aunty nina aur rashi ko washroom karna tha toh thoda time laga "

"koi dikkat nahi beta sab aa gaye hai kaat lete hain cake "

i said "main leke aati hun cake "

as i went to bring the cake i was blown away 

the cake said happy b day JAAN 

i called for bancho

"han bancho cake hari hai kya utha nahi payegi akele" bancho tried making my fun 

"hutiye kya kaha tha terese likhwane cake pe " i was red with anger

"happy b day BHUVAN"

"aur tune kya likhwaya hai dekh thoda"

"HAPPY BDAY jaan ......" bancho's voice trailed away 

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