"Aaj hum padhenge wind velocity " bubbly sir screeches his chalk on the board making all grit their teeths
"Yeh chutiyapa kya hai bancho ? "
"Hawa ki gati" bb tries making him understand in shudh Hindi
"Han woh toh hai gadhi" bancho speaks about his imagined bandi
Sameer comes to complete this sata mushayara in between physics class
"Raat thi kal aadhi"
Hand hamke jaife handi
Iska kaat ke chali gayi ifki bandi
Raat ko beh gayi Nadi"
Sthita stiffles her laugh
And so did the entire class
Bubbly sir throws chalk and it hits bancho
"Hadd ho gayi bancho!!!" points and massages his hit spot
"Han mushayara karlo, sangit ki mehfil sajalo , man na bhare mujra rakhwa deta hun .."
"Han bhuvan gayega aaaaaaaaa fa ni dha pa"
Bb murmers " kya randapa "
"Humpe yeh kifne Hara rang dala pe dance karana"
Bb face palms himself
"Han daru waru le au " sir bows down as if he is taking some order
"Mai jd piyunga bancho "
"Mai orange juice sir " bb grins.
"Chakne ki kami reh gayi " sir gives a sarcastic smile
"Badam le ayega sir "
"Mai peon dikhta hun tumhe sharam lihaz etiquette bech diye hai teeno ne?"
"Han mehnge they na to achhe paife mile "
"Chup Karo"
"Maine hillaya kab ?"
"Kal raat ko hi to hila raha tha bancho"
"Tu fo Gaya tha na....."
Stita starts pinching herself to control her laughter
"Hilane dulane se fursat mile toh padh liya karo teeno bhuvan mai abbhi keh raha hun in dono se dur raho. "
"Ek dusre mai ghuse thode rehte hai sir hum bancho use uski privacy di hai humne bancho "
"Han akele akele fufu Karen dete hai hum "
"Tum cigerate phookne lage ho bhuvan??!!!!" The entire class gasps
"Maine kab phooka sir ??"
"Abhi Sameer ne toh kaha ....."
"Woh Susu keh raha hai bancho"
Entire class burst into laughing " abhi niklo class se teeno "
"Nahi jaunga "
"Sammer Masti nahi " sir say in ni nonsense tone
"Apki biwi apke jokef pe hafti nahi"
"Joke bolta hun exercise nahi karwata ki hafne lage"
"Meko khelna hi nahi hai "
"Pt period hai bhi nahi "
Stita whistles lightly bubbly sir is on fire today
Sir takes that as an encouragement yet maintains his teacher way
"Class ke baad ruko teeno aur parents ko bula lo apne "
"Sir lekin maine to ...."
"Bhuvan is baar mummy ko bulana apni"
"Aunty nahi ayengi " Sameer scoffs
Bb hushes sammer
"Kyu inki Marzi mai aye aunty ??" Samer is pissed being calmness since the incident and now him being unable to take down bubbly sir is irritating him more .
"Tum apne grandfather ko bulao ......"
"Mai papa ko bulalun bancho??" Bancho smirked
"Liza se baat kar luga mai"
Sir gulps down
"Baith jao toh hum Kahan they ??"
"Gaand mai.. " Samer scoffs
Sir gave him a glare and he shrugs
Bb gives a small smile
"Laggayi Lanka aaj ......"
"Arey aunty zyada se zyada dantegi hi na itna kya Darna"
"Sir ke liye darraha hun "
"Kyu?"
"Sammer ke dadu aa rahe hai ....."
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ajnabee
Fanfictiona story of two unknown people meeting, becoming friends, having fun ,facing problems together, falling in love may be or may be not ??
