chapter 15

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"manager uncle' yeh wale balloons ache lagenge"  i said 

"tune kab ifke baloonf dekhe  and alag alag holor  ke hote hai kya ??" sameer said 

"arey yaar chup raha kar, woh rubber wale ballon ki baat kar rahi hai jo hall main lagenge" bb  cleared 

"toh durex ,kohinoor, kya plastic ka hota hai hutiye, woh bhi toh rubber ka hi hota hai " sameer snaped at bb 

 "kya bola beta aapne"  manager uncle got confused 

" uncle kuch nahi  aap color final kar dijiye " bb said 

"beta kar dunga lekin kal 4 shadiyan  hai hotel main supervise karne ke liye staff thode kam hai"  manager uncle was a bit tensed

"hum hai uncle " rashi said 

"aap bache ho beta "

"kar lenge uncle bancho bas khana hum pehle taste karenge " bancho is never off his eating wishes 

"ha ha thik hai beta aa log kar lena "

"yaar aaj ka homework hai nahi zyada rooms ki booking toh ho gayi hai yahi pe homework kar lete hain kaam nipat jayega fir aram se decoration ka dekhenge " i suggested 

"thik hai kar lete hain bancho tum log homework kr lo main thoda ek dost ko help kar ke ata hun

"kaun?? hum sare toh yaha hai" bb asked 

"tumhare baat nahi kar raha bancho main mere chotu se dost chodaddas  ki baat kar raha hun

"yeh kaun hai ??" bb asked him

"arey mera masum saathi mera chodu bancho  "

"abey bol na auzar ki baat kar raha hai ,yahan pe famajhne main log orgamfm ki tarah hain dhere dhere ate hain" sameer said this

 we were a bit embarresed as i was the one who understands jokes a bit  late . 

i and rashi completed the homework BB was busy talking to Mr.Rohit Raj who is his manager he cancelled a meeting scheduled for monday

bancho said "yaar yeh shadi kyun zaruri hai"

bb said "sex ko legal karane  ke liye "

i looked at him and thought that it is something so true 

"nahi yaar  bancho shadi karna bagair condom ke sex karne ka driving liscence hai " bancho answered 

"kahan se joojle kiya" sameer asked 

"mujhe julab nahi hai bancho" bancho said 

"arey woh google keh raha hai" i said 

"ab kya nayi aadat pal li bancho gu ko ju bolega " bancho got irritated 

"arey flip of tounge ho gaya " sameer said 

the next day was the most hustling day the function of marriage was scheduled for evening and reception the other day . in the wedding i was in a in a pink lehenga .  that day  we all kids went a bit before the wedding started . we had clicked lot many pictures , wevwere in for a  golgappa compition while having  golgappa ,a  tall boy in blue sherwani and funky goggles came and stood beside me kept his hands on my shoulder and said aram se kha lo 

i looked at this alien   figure shook his hands off  my shoulders and said

"behave!! 

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