"ha ha ha "
"han han has lo uda lo mazak tum" bb said getting pissed of
"arey tum as pas dekh ke nahi bolte ,ab jao medical store lao dawai "
"aur bhi bahut kuch milta hai, med shop main leke aun kya "
"arey tum horny ho rahe the na? " i asked him
"han"
"aur horny matlab toh bimar hai, tum ja hi rahe ho paracetamol bhi lelena khud ke liye. thik hai ha ha ha ha "
i kept laughing insanely, how he covers on outrageous things effortlessly and later that only becomes his problem, as all other people except babloo uncle ,know what a thing means and sadly he gets portrayed to be tharki eventhugh being purly innocent
"han han maze lelo tum mere " bb said in a taunting voice
"bancho tu idhar kya kar raha hai woh bhi itni raat ko" bancho was also in the med shop
"tu idhar kya kar raha hai? " bb asked him
"main toh topi lene aya tha bancho "
"acha "
i was on phone" yeh toh bancho hai na ?" i asked bb
"han bancho hi hai "bb replied me
" hawwww tu bhi topi lene aya hai ,sthita call pe hai ?mana karta hun bancho tum dono se sabar nahi hota "
"chup " bb said to bancho
"hello sthita terese bhi control nahi hota kya bancho?"
"tu chup hoke sunega ki hua kya ?"and i told him he laughed and sat on the road all rolling
"bancho horny ka matlab mere liye change ho gaya " bancho said laughing and returning the phone to bb
"chutiye uth na"
i was on the other side of the phone also rolling and laughing on my bed and my eyes went on the rose kept on the side table which bb bought in the morning
very often we don't need expensive gifts to show your pure love we even don't need gifts what we need is the raw presence of the beloved who understands your silence and knows and fells what you are going through in your life thats enough i kept mum and waited for both of them to go on there ways
"main paracetamol le raha tah na "
"acha ha ha ha" i was just thinking about how everyone takes paracetamol to be the universal medicine to all illness and bb said its name making me laugh harder
"yaaaaaaaaarrr pehle toh aise haso mat kitna mazak udaogi?" bb said in a tone like he will cry at that very moment itself
"acha acha sorry" i was trying to control my laughter
"han toh mai keh raha tha bancho kitna confused rehta hai "
"kya confusion main pad gaya ki uski tatti kitni patli hai?" and again started laughing
"yaaaaaaaaarrrrr" he stopped speaking anything and listened my laughter for more than 5 min
him being quiet i controlled myself "kya hua gussa ho gaye ?"
"na mai nahi hota gussa ,kaafi time baad aise haste hue sun raha hun hamesha shy shy rehti thi na tum, toh mujhe lagta tha ki meri bandi control mai hasti hai tax lagta hai uspe hasne ka" bb made a comment in a romantic way
"na ji na tax kahan lagta hai "
"toh aise khul ke hasa kraro mere saath bhi sharma ke jo nazrein jhuka leti ho na ...."
"kya ?"
"kuch nahi "
"ab tum nahi bologe thik hai toh suno yeh jo gulab laye aaj tum??" i said
"hmm"
"kaise laye??"
"kharid ke"
"arey nahi matlab puch rahi hun, mummy ne darwaza khola, toh unhone dekha nahi ki haath main gulab hai?"
"jacket ke andar dal ke le aya tha " bb said smartly
"han tabhi main sochu, tumhare deo ki smell kyun aa rahi hai ismain se " i also felt the romance of night
"acha yeh khusboo bhi yaad hai kya tumhe?" bb asked me
har nazm tumhari yaad hai mujhe ,har khusboo tumhari ka ehsaas hai mujhe
aankhein milati nahi tumse, par un annkhon main kitna pyar hai iska takaza hai mujhe
"ayeeeeeeeeeeeee tumne kaha tha us din ki sunaoge kuch mujhe"
"kab ?"
"arey woh shaadi wale din......... meri tarif main...... aaj hi suna do"
"sunai toh thi, kitni sari uske baad ,tarrif sunni hai khud ki hmmmm" i played along
"mujhe to tumhari baatein sunni hai coincidently tumhari battein meri taarif hai koi kya kare?" bb also played along
"smarty pants mr.bam " i said
"bhuvan hai mera nam madam "
"han wahi bb "
"bolo BHUVAN bolti ho ya aaun ghar main " he sounded intimidating
"acha ji ,ab dhamki bhi denge aap"" saying this i went near my window and what i saw was bb standing in front of main gate
my and his home is not at much distance and i forgot that he had to cross my house to go to med shop
he stood there looking up at me and i was all smily seeing him there felt like just run downstairs and hug him . he spoke on phone
" ab bhuvan bologi ya bajaun bell ghar ki "
"baja kar dekho kya hota hai "
he came a bit forward but didnt rung the bell looked up at me and waved his hands he never disturbs anyone for fun thats how he is
he saida' kabhi toh yaar ......"
he made a face and i dont like seeing him sad
i said on the phone his verses
"sawli si ratt ke tanha andheron main maddham maddham chali hawa liye hame ghere main"
he looked up again and smiled
"bb i know tum jante ho abhi mai kya soch rahi hun" i tried sounding romantic
"kya "
"tumhe abhi ghar jana chahiye late ho gaya na bahut aunty chinta karengi call rakhna nahi ghar aphunch ke rakh dena ok"
"han" saying this he gave a toothy smile
he reached home and said" pahunch gaya bell bajaunga abhi "
"bhu......." i tried saying his name
"ahaaaaaaaa bol diya bol diya tumne bol diya " he started almost dancing like kids he is silly sometimes yet he is cute
"kahan bola nahi bola kuch ab ghanti bajao aur so jao kal ana hai tumhe on time samjhe good night mr.bam"
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ajnabee
Fanfica story of two unknown people meeting, becoming friends, having fun ,facing problems together, falling in love may be or may be not ??
