" ayeeeeeee"
"kya hua janki?" babloo ji asked
"apne bete ko samjha do tum, raat ko itni der se kaun aata hai ?" janki ji is pissed
"mummy notes hi toh lene gaya tha"
"kisse milne gaye the bete?" babloo ji asked
"stita se, papa woh mujhe notes bhej deti thi phone pe ......"
"toh aaj ghar kyun gaya?" janki aunty asked
"samjhne ke liye jo bhi padhaya gaya hai"
"toh phone ka kya kaam.... aag lagale apne phone ko ,nahi toh la mai phenk deti hun" janki aunty has severe issues with BB's phone.
"mummy yaar aap samjhte nahi ho." BB was exhausted
"haan beta koi baat nahi" babloo ji suppoerted bb
"pani ki bottlein nahi hai ghar pe, tumhara beta jo nahi tha" janki aunty loves pani ki bottlein
"yaar main ghar pe nahi hota tab aap log pani nahi peete kya?" bb now got angry
"matlab?" janki ji asked
"aaj hi toh aya hun, aur aaj pani ki botlien nahi bhari toh itna gussa, main jab nahi hota tab pani nahi bharte aap log ??"( a genuine question by bb , what do you think )
AT BANCHO'S HOUSE ,THE NEXT DAY
"haan bhai kya haal hai ?" BB was in a jolly mood
"sab bhatura ho gya bancho "
"kya tu maa banne wala hai !!?" bb was pulling bancho's leg
"abey hatt chutiye ,arey lisa pregnent hai bancho "
"kya baat kar raha hai bhai , badhai ho."
"haan 2 din pehle yahi movie dekhi thi, sach ho gaya bancho "
"arey acha hai na" bb was more excited than bancho himself.
"haan yaar woh toh hai , tu bata stita ko surprise kaisa laga tera ?"
"mar di yaar pet me " BB said
"matlab " bancho asked
"ek laat mari yaar jaan nikal gayi meri maar hi diya tha usne toh "bb said
"fukar kar pet pe laat mari ,agar nihe marti toh tere fax mahiene ke L lag jate" . tujhe toh pehle hi bola tha hutiye:
kisiko darane chale the ,khud ghayal ho ke aa gaye ,,pit ke aye ho kisse ,kitni izzat khulva ke aye ?" sameer ka gyan
" woh beshak khol de kuch nahi " bb is sometimes double meaning
"kholti hun aao "
"arey stita!! " seeing me bb and bancho were a bit embareesed
"bancho tumhe pata tha yeh hola ban ke aayega mujhse milne? " i hadnt thought that they all had planned this thing
"yaar tereko surprise dena tha bancho,, lisa tum upar kyun ayi mujhe bula leti " bancho said
"main tumhare liye bhagandar ka juice layi hun" lisa said smiling
"kya " we were perplexed
"arey woh hahundar ki baat kar rahi hai" sameer finally got what lisa was trying to speak
YOU ARE READING
ajnabee
Fiksi Penggemara story of two unknown people meeting, becoming friends, having fun ,facing problems together, falling in love may be or may be not ??
