bancho hugged both of us " tum logon ke bina mujhe accha nahi lagta bancho,hann stita mujhe promise kar ki iss hutiye ka saath nahi chodegi "
i held bb's hand and promised
"ise kabhi jane nahi dungi tujhe chod ke
aa bhi gay mere paas agar tujhse muh mod ke
haq mujhse zyada aur pehle tha tera hi rahega
tumhari dosti pe aanch nahi ayegi yeh wada rahega "
"ahi khel gayi bancho yeh kahan se khujala kar laye " bancho said
"khujla kar?" ia sked
"arey googla kar " bb tried explaining
kya ?
"googlekar ke bol raha hu bancho jaldi jaldi main googla kar bol diya fir socha chidhane ke liye khujla kar bol du mazak bhi nahi samajhti bancho"
tatte khujlana hod hutiye uncle tujhe bula rahe hain" sameer said
"kya hua ?" bancho asked
"arey jaa na lodu" bb said to him
"bancho mere ko latti a rahi hai"bancho said holding his stomach
"latti ??" i asked
"abey tatti keh raha hai hutiya"sameer said
"latti kyun bol raha hai bancho" i asked bancho
"abey mereko zor ki potty nikal rahi hai , main galti se tatti ko latti nahi bol sakta bancho"
"haan par tu toh sherwani lene aya tha na bancho? "bb asked him with questioining eyes
"sherwani bahana(excuse) tha mereko toh yaha tatti ko gatar main bahana(flow away ) karna tha."
"hutiya mere romance ke maar li tune " bb said to him
"hutiye tum dono ko aur koi jagah nahi mil rahe the " sameer said
"mili na idhar" bb said
"be udhar unknown logon ka guh beh raha hai hutiya dekh le " sameer showed a flowing sample of human excretory product
"tu lemon chus le" bb said with disgust to sameer
"mai mango chusunga bancho " bancho was getting excited
"tujhe tatti aa rahi thi na " i asked
"mai bhul gaya is disscussion main bancho ab band ho gayi bancho " bancho said getting surprisingly happy
"waah sale tereko kabhi bhi aa jati ,hai kabhi bhi band ho jati hai ,pani ka tap hai kya lodu" bb said
"chup bancho " bancho said flinking his hand in air
"yaar hum dono ghar jate hai, a tum logon ke liye bolo jab help ki zarurat pade bula liyo" i said hugging bancho and sameer
"haan yaar jao hum log hain "
bb sat on scooty and i looked at him
"baitho yaar " bb said smiling at me
"mujhe chalani hai scotty " i said
"tum delhi ki sadkon pe nahi chala paogi" he said
it took helmet from his head and "mujhe chalane aati hai tum piche khisko "
"accha aa jao " saying this he slid back
i sat and turned the ignition key i was careful so that bb doesn't fall down or gets a jerk
YOU ARE READING
ajnabee
Hayran Kurgua story of two unknown people meeting, becoming friends, having fun ,facing problems together, falling in love may be or may be not ??
