chapter 24

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"tumne aisa kyun kiya ?"

"maine nahi kiya kuch  mai bekasoor the innocent hun"

"toh yeh file tu chori kar ke kidhar le ja raha tha"  the member of crew demanded 

"main chor the thief nahi hun sir "

"acha toh yeh filein leke bhaga kyun ?pata bhi hai bhagne ke chakkar main tune ,ek ladki ko dhakka de diya and use fracture ho gaya hai ,chor the thief nahi hai toh bhaga kyun "saying this the crew members almost climbed on badal the sky the salsman

"sir mujhe toh kuda  the litter uthane bulaya gaya tha

"flight land hone ke baad airports pe hai, staff kuda kachra uthane aur tu kuda nahi utha raha tha tune files li flight safety se associated and bhag gaya batata hai ki bulaun kisiko ?

"kisko bulane ki dhamki the threatening de rahe ho aap hain"

"mujhe be" saying this the epic moustach ke badshah shri shri titu mameshwar ji entered the scene and slapped the shit out of badal the sky ( badal the cloud hona chahiye tha badal the sky kyun hai big doubt )

"kyun be dudh ke upar tairti makkhi ek kaam diya tha tujhe woh bhi thik se nahi kar paya "

"aap mujh pe ilzam the accused bana rahein hai sirrr"

"bey toh tu kaunsa victim hai?? "

"app jhut the lie keh rahe hain jo kaam the work diya tha aapne wahi toh kiya the do kiya hai " badalk said in a half crying tone 

"tu vishudh chutiya hai" mamaji said in his bhopali accent 

"sir aap gaali the slang mat dijiye"

"toh kya tere tatte  pe  spank karun bey tujhe kaha tha pilot ke ghar ke kagaz churane the tune flight ke safty ke kagaz kyun churaye  " mamaji was clearly irritated 

"main agar itna padaha likha hota toh yeh chote mote kaam chori chakari the thin thievery thode karta"

"kaam karne main chota bada nahi dekhna chahiye

lund thode hai ki size dekh ke lagana chahiye 

abb woh paper lauta inko and us pilot ko pakad" mamaji ka gyan 

sir agar aap bura na maane toh kuch puchu ?" the crew  member asked 

"han munna bhaiya thode hun, ki har baat pe offend hoke katte chalwa dun, bol" mamaji said brushing latika with his fingers ( cause you know latika loves mamaji's fingers agar nahi pata toh tum bbkv nahi dekhte aur agar nahi dekhte toh subscribe nahi kiya  toh lanat hai lanat  isliye  agar nahi kiya to abhi ke abhi karo subscribe  )

"us pilot ne kya kiya hai ki uske ghar ke kagaz lene hain aapkko ?" the guy asked quite petrified at the site of latika

"20 lakh ka ghapla kar ke bhaga hai mera" saying this mamaji put latika back at  her place 

"aapne itne paise use diye kyun and aapke paas itne aye kahan se ?" the guy asked getting a bit relaxed 

"jyada chacha mat ban 

vasooli ka dhanda karta haun 

jo zyada sawal jawab kare

 siddhe tatton main chaku ghusata hun"

 at my home 

"bancho tujhe dard ho raha hai par fir bhi padhne ki kya chul machi hai "

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