"achaa....." Bubbly sir was rustling the papers in hand
" toh hum chalte hai bancho .... " Bancho picks his bag and almost runs to the door
"Areyy oo bht sayane ho tum nahi ?? "
"Woh toh ab sir bhagwan ji ki kripa hi hai bas .. ghamand nahi hai sir kabhi bancho"
"Sir woh zindagi hai jhand meri fir bhi ghamand nahi .
Zindagi hai jhand zindagi hai jhand " bhuvan hums
"I don't give a damn baby what the fuck is wrong with me
Zindagi hai jhand zindagi hai jhand....."
"Chup Karo!!!! Kahan hai tumhare parents ..... "
"Hanji sir may I come in" janki ji peeped into the room ..
"That'f what fhe faid "
"Aiye aiye toh aap hai is sappoot ki mataji"
"Nahi Chachi hun iski "
"Kya?"
"Jab School ke register mai naam mera shrimati janki bam hai toh mai hi hui na iski mummy yeh kaise sawal puchte hai aap?"
"Dekha aunty ifki galti nahi ki yeh gadha hai ab jaife teaher mile hai wahi feek raha hai bihara tsk tsk tsk "
"Bihar!!! Tu Bihar kyu jayega ??"
"Arey oo sorry Mrs bam" slip of tounge by bubbly sir
"Yeh pakad zara " janki ji hands her super market - in - bag purse to bhuvan
"Kya karrahi ho mummy?"
"Ruk na" jankiji takes out the a bunch of palak leaves and a small tiffin
"Apke pass news paper hai ??"
"Han par Mrs bam hum..."
"Hai toh dijiye na ... Hum tum kya gaa rahe hai ... "
"Aunty aap kar kya Rahi hain bancho ?"
Bubly sir hands over a newspaper to janki ji and she spreads the palak leaves and starts removing them and keeping them in the tiffin box
"Mummy ???"
"palak alag kar rahi hai dekh nahi Raha tu bhofdike"
"Magar yahan..."bubbly sir starts shifting in his seat
"Aur kya karu ghar pe itna kaam rehta hai usme apne school bula liya toh apna time kyu waste Karu isliye ate ate palak le ayi ..meeting ki meeting aur palak saaf bhi ho jayenge ...hehehe... "
"Wah aunty ghadi ka Purna istemal koi aapfe feeke "
"Par yeh apka kitchen thodi hai ?? "
"Yeh apka reftraunt bhi nahi hai ... Jab dekho peon uncle pizza,fandwih..."
"Witch .....chudail......kya keh raha hai bancho..."
"Fandwih hutiye "
"Bass!!!!! Chup Karo koi baat nahi ab thik hai ... Mrs bam apke launde ne pareshan kar diya hai mujhe ..kya khaa ke paida kiya tha ise apne ..."
"Isabgol khaya tha " janki ji says effortlessly
"Kya???" All the men gasp especially bhuvan
"Han woh tatti nahi ho rahi thi us time sahi se na toh isabgol khaya tha maine"
"Aur phir aunty ne hag diya bancho..." Bancho starts laughing
"Chup kar ja bsdk" bhuvan hushes bancho
"Dekhiye galiyan dene laga hai ab yeh
Kis Umar mai humko man ki shakti dena gana chahiye Goa wale beech pe gaa rahe hai yeh sab .'
"Sir maine kab gaya ?"
"Gaate nahi tum??"
"Mai yeh gaane nahi gata na sir mai to ..
Hmmmm..... Dekho.. hal chal machi hai .... Saare sheher mai jo tum ho mere ...."
"Wah beta wah kitna surila hai mera beta " janki ji takes balayen of bhuvan and he blushes
"Han bancho kya sahi gata hai tu"
"Arey kahan aap iski tarif karne laggayi??"
"Ab galat karta hai toh daanti hun acha gayega toh tarif bhi karungi na "
Bubbly sir face palms himself
"Sirrrrr......"
"Han aaj kya laye ho ??"
"Vada Pav laya hun sir"
"Han do do lijiye ma'am"
"Sir mera Vada Pav??" Bancho pouts
"Tu mere moze fe Dhaka pau kha le
Veg no veg ka maza ek bite mai oh yeah "
"Chi bancho chi .." bancho fakes vomit
"Aap khaiye sir mera aaj upwas hai"
"Dekho dekho mummy tumhare liye vrat upwas sab rakh Rahi hai aur tum ho kaisi sangat hai Sameer khujana band karo " sir eyes Sameer
Bancho and bhuvan turn head in fear but witness the ear itching Sameer and release a sigh
"Nahi nahi iske liye kya upwas rakhe woh Mai toxic hun"
"Kya?"
"Sir apko toxic hona chahiye sharir ki gandagi nikal jayegi"
"Han inke to tatte forry tatti atak gayi hai na gandagi nikal hi nahi pa rahi"
"Arey sir woh detox ki baat kar rahi hain detox diet pe hai Mummy"
"Han toh maine galat thodi kaha ??"
"Doganchi English che Vada pav laglet"
Bubbly sir is tierd of this bickering quartet so he bites into his Vada pav and chews it but spits it after split sec
"Sir ko ulti hui sir ko ulti hui " poen shouts
Karishma ma'am pops into the room "Mubarak ho bubbly sir maa banne wale hain"
Janki ji s eyes are wise open
"Vada pav ne sir ko pregnant kardiya bancho invention in science "
"Arey kya bakwas hai yeh mai pregnant kaise ho skata hun ma'am kya baat kar rahi hain aap?"
"Han inko kaun hi dega" Sameer scoffs
"Chup kar jao Sameer , aur yeh kya hai ??"Bubbly ji says while coughing
"Vada pav hai sir"
"Isme kya dala hua hai " sir rubs his chest
"Tatti" Sameer gives a one word answer
"Arey nahi sammer woh toh Vada hai usme dhaniya ki purani chatni dali
Hai aur das din purana Vada hai "
Bubbly sir throws up again
"Itna baasi kaun khilate hooooo ?? "
"Sir apne suna nahi daru jitni purani ho itni tasty lagti hai ??"
"Han toh ?"
"Toh mujhe laga ki Vada pav jitna purana ho woh bhi utna tasty lagega "
"Toh aap pregnant nahi hain ??" Karishma ma'am asks sadly
"Karishma ma'am mai pregnant nahi hun ..." Bubbly sir again wretches and janki ji is done with her palak ..
"Hum kabhi baad mai mile mrs bam ?? "
"Han ab toh agle mahine hi mil payenge vacation hai kal se"Karishma ma'am smiles
"Han fir tab hi baat karte hai ..." *Vomit
"Sir aap ghar ja payenge ? Ya bhuvan ko bheju apke saath ?"
Bubbly sir moves back in his chair "mujhe zinda pahuchna hai Ghar ....." And he runs out of the room
"Ok"
Janki ji looks at the direction he ran away and keeps her palak in bag
"Chale ghar? aaj tum sabke liye palal panner banaungi "
"Ek min mummy??Sameer tere dadaji kahan hai ??"
"Maine unhe bulaya nahi ??"
"Kyu bancho?"
"Woh busy hai ghodi banane mai disturb kaife kardun bro code bhi ek heez hai ...."
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ajnabee
Fiksi Penggemara story of two unknown people meeting, becoming friends, having fun ,facing problems together, falling in love may be or may be not ??
