bb was peacefully sleeping ,and the door of his room opens , yet he is sleeping
sammer comes and jerks bb
"uth ja hutiye !!!!!!"
"kya hai sameer sone de mai nahi soya tha kal raat ko"
"kifne kaha tha raat bhar lolopohokuhiku karne phone pe raat bhar gutargu karta hai phone pe "
"mai koi gu nahi karhaha tha raat mai thike .. naya episode likh raha tha , ab nikal aur mujhe sone de" he again covers his head and snuggles into the pillow
"sone de bancho sone de ise" bancho is swaying with a bottle of beer in his hand
sameer jerks bb again " uth na !!!!! dekh pee ke aya hai yeh merfe akele nahi famblega "
"kya fumble karega ??" bb removes his blanket till his eyes
"gandu uth na !!!!!!!!!!!! " sammer pulls the edge of blanket
"rehne de bancho iski toh bandi naraz hai nahi meri hai ...... "
ab tere bin jee lenge hum
zeher zindagi ka pee lenge hum kya hua
jo ek dil tut gaya
bancho starts singing in a drunk annoying voice
bb takes the pillow and throws at bancho, whinning because of his sleep deprivation
"uth gaya gala mat phad aur tu pee ke kyun aya ??"
"pee ke aya hai ??piyun nahi toh our kya karun bancho teri bhabi mujhe chod ke chali gayi eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee "
"bhadwe, mummy ki acting mat kar "
"ok hehehe hayeeeeeeeeeee meri kismat banda na hua commord ho gaya "
"commord ??"
"arey potty karne ki pavitra jagah .......har koi ati hai hagke flush karke chali jaati hai hayeeeee"bb sips
"teri inhi baton ke wajah se potty treatment milti hai tujhe "
"hatt bancho sala kisi ladki ka touch life time rahega woh feel koi deti hi nahi "
"aisi harkaton se tujhe lagta hai koi bhav degi ??
"bhindi ka kya bhav hal raha hai ??" sameer asks
"kya ??"
"arey maufa ji ne kaha tha aaj bhindi famofe banayegi liza, toh 2 kilo bhindi leni hai, online order karraha hun, toh market prife fe compare karna hai "
"idhar tera bhai gam mai piye ja raha hai aur tujhe bhindi kii padi hai !!!!!!! "
"aur kya karun mai is futurmurg ka ??"
" bancho murga manga de bhai !!!chakne ka intezaam ho jayega mera !!"
"chup kar bancho aur yeh bottle phek pehle " bb tries snatching the bottle
"labradaar jo haath lagaya bancho "
"kya ??"
"labradaarr bancho .. kahe ki english ayi tujhe "
"tu pehle english bol bhi raha hai??"
" khabardar hota hai labradaar nahi " sameer explains
"tu hi mera bhai hai bancho , utna kaafi hai koi toh mujhe samjhta hai is bedard duniya mai ...... sirf tum dono smajhoge mujhe "
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ajnabee
Fanfictiona story of two unknown people meeting, becoming friends, having fun ,facing problems together, falling in love may be or may be not ??
