ajnabee

chapter 40

bancho bhai kya kaand kiya hai tune ?? bb asks him 

bancho shrugs 

"har baar bc tatti guh yahi sab chalta hai iske dimag mai ,papa mummy se milwana tha ise , wahan jo gud gobar kiya hai isne pooch mat" nina said 

"bancho kya kiya tune?"rashi asked 

"pakka apka tatti puran hoda hoga ifne " 

"khane ki table pe kabab they, isne kabab ko constipated tatti bol diya, kabab papa ne banye the ab bolo ise kaise le jaun apne mummy papa ke samne ?? "

"arey jane de na ek baar hi toh kiya" 

"yahi kand nahi kiya barkhurdar ne..." nina eyes bancho 

"tune hutaar salwar kabfe pehanna halu kar diya ??"

"barkhurdar keh rahi hai woh..." bancho givs sameer a tapli 

bancho inhales a deep breath and tries to once go near nina

"khabardaar mere pass bhi aye toh bancho...."

"ab lababdaar panner keh rahi hai nina ,guffa karle pehle fir panner lababdar , shandaar jaandaar"

"hagagdaar bhi bancho sab khilaunga" bancho gives his puppy eyes 

"see yahi toh hai har jagah tatti potty ki baat kiye bina iska khana hazam nahi hota"

"bancho tu chup rahega ??"sthita pulls him 

bhuvan hands a bottle of water to nina she takes a sip

"janti toh hai nina yeh kuch bhi bolta rehta hai dil pe mat liya kar iski batein.." bhuvan  says 

"battein na lun chalega par yeh romantic mood pe bhi hag jata hai?"

"waife ab tatti ki batien toh tum karrahi ho nina bancho"bancho fiddles his fingers while looking at ground 

 bhuvan pinches bancho to keep mum 

"iske saath movie pe gayi mai acha bhala caramel popcorn kha rahi thi hath pe halka chipk raha tha maine kaha ki tissue do...."

"fir..."

"isse pucho"

"bancho mera dost uncomfortable ho raha tha toh mai thoda tissue use karraha tha ..."

bb and sameer slap there heads

"mai bagal mai baithi thi tabbhi, heroine ko dekh ke dost tumhara uncomfortable ho gaya nahi ..... sarcasm to be noted itna hi nahi kiya tumhare dost ne mai itna ready hoke gayi iske saath white dress pehni thi maine iski favourite wali pucho isne kya kara ??"

bhuvan and the entire group eyes him

"bolega ki muh mai dahi jama li" rashi barks 

"dahi jamti bhi hai bancho ?? mujhe laga niklne ke baad liquid hi rehti hai ...." bancho need to control 

"banchooo chuppppp!!!!!!!!!!" rashi cant take his gross jokes anymore

"isne puri coldrink hi merepe giradi"

"arey galtri se ho gaya yaar nina usme kya hai kitna unreasonable ho rahi hai yaar nina itna daant rahi hai itti se baat ko leke " sthita says

 "teko itti si baat lagrahi hai  merese baat karte hue girata , nahi mall mai dusri ladkiyon ko checkout karrahe the banchodassji"

sthita and bhuvan cant help bancho has literrally fucked up this time

"yaar ek baar jane de na"bhuvan tries