ajnabee

chapter 22

all our exams were good it was the day of our last exam 

"darinda hai yeh aadmi darinda  ayeeeeeeeeee" janki aunty was screaming at top of her voice 

"kya hua yaar" babloo uncle asked setting his muffler 

"tum kabh ghar pe bane tinde kyu nahi khate, ab samjha gayi hayeeeee darinda ho tum darinda"

"arey maine kaunsa kaccha udta hua chicken pakad ke kah liya  darinda ban gaya yaar"

"kya hua yaar kyun cholla rahe ho yaar aap dono " bb came into hall closing the buttons of his uniform 

"apne baap se puch " janki aunty said 

"kya hua papa??" bb asked uncle 

"yeh mujhe darinda bula rahi hai " uncle said not in a very happy mood 

"mummy aap bataoge ki nahi "

"tere papa ki pant main se yeh nikla hai "

 saying this she handed a   ciggarate pack 

"beta yeh mera nahi hai " uncle said 

"toh kiska hai yeh papa"

saying this bb took the empty pack of cigar from janki aunty's hands

"bete yeh verma ji ka hai" uncle tried explaining 

"unki bidi toh hai na verma aunty " bb said not taking cognizence that janki aunty's presence

"kya bol raha hai tuuuuuuuu" janki aunty said 

"matlab main keh raha hun ki verma aunty kaise allow kar deti hai ciggerates and yeh nashe jaisi cheezein" bb tried saving himself 

"doo baap bete ek jaise ho  ghar ki aurat dikhti nahi aur bahar ki ladies pe line marteeee hooo"

"mummy kya bol rahi ho mujhe kis ladki ke saath dekha tumne "

"o bancho "saying this bancho jumped into bb's house

"hello" saying this sameer entered

"aunty kya ho rahi hai bancho ?"

"beta tumhara  to paur tut gaya tha yeh aur stita gaye the tumse milne"

"accha bancho "saying this bancho gave a twisting neck look to bb and made his eyes big

 janki aunty said "arey bolo aise kuddte hue kaise aye??"

"mummy isne jhoot bola tha " bb said 

"hutiya kitna jhut bolta hai" sameer said to bb 

aunty looked at bb suspiciously but bb escaped saying

" hai na sameer bancho ki baat kar raha hai . kitna jhut bolta hai chutiya "

"kya kaha tune " janki aunty said 

"maine kaha chutia baal baal, woh jo latt hai na, bancho ki chutia kat dunga ,gusse main ab chale aaj aakhri test ahi fir mujhe packing   bhi karni hai" bb said 

"kahan ja raha hai bancho ?"

"arey himachal jana hai " bb said putting his id card in his neck 

"wah stita ke saath ?"

"kya tu toh keh raha tha tu shooting pe ja raha hai "

"woh kahan gun chalata rahega yaar kaisi baat karti ho janki "

"arey papa woh song ke shoot ki baat kar rahi hai  ,aur mummy mai stita ke saath kyun jaunga himachal woh bhi akela" bb sdaid blushing 

"ruk bancho batata hun usko, ki uske saath akela himachal jane ko taiyar nahi" bancho said