mxtx crack

010

effort who i only know procrastination

1:

xie lian: why does everyone hate san lang? i think he's cool

mu qing: well, he nearly killed us multiple times

xie lian, stabbing mu qing with a spoon: i nearly killed you. do you hate me?

mu qing: no i-

xie lian: discrimination

xie lian: *rapidly stabs everyone with spoons*

mu qing: your highness sto-

hua cheng, getting stabbed by a spoon: let him finish

2:

jiang cheng: i only have one emotion-anger

wei wuxian: last night you hugged our entire group and told us you loved us

jiang cheng: out of anger

3:

shang qinghua: its times like this that i wished i listened to what mobei jun told me

shen qingqiu: oh? what did he tell you

shang qinghua: oh i dont know i wasnt paying attention

4:

huaisang: why do people always fight over top or bottom? id be lucky just to have a bunk bed

the other two crackheads:

wei wuxian: im gonna tell him-

jiang cheng: dont you fuckin dare

5:

wei wuxian: you need to start reacting when people cry

jiang cheng: i do

wei wuxian: wait, let me rephrase that

wei wuxian: you need to stop rolling your eyes when people cry

6:

shang qinghua: im actually an expert in identifying birds

shen qingqiu: ok then what are those birds over there

shang qinghua: yes they are indeed birds

7:

xie lian: i panic when people compliment me

hua cheng: gege, your hair looks nice today

xie lian: MERRY CHRISTMAS

8:

wei wuxian: jiang cheng and i had an argument

wei wuxian: jiang cheng said onions are the only fruit that can make you cry

wei wuxian: so i hit him with a watermelon

9:

lan xichen, dropping the three idiots off at a restaurant: hey guys can you go get a table

*moments later*

the idiot trio, running out of the restaurant, carrying a table: GET ON SUIBIAN

10:

he xuan: i have an idea

shi qingxuan: no eating, ming xiong youre on a diet!

he xuan: i no longer have an idea

11:

hua cheng: gege, if any of your friends ever hurt you tell me

hua cheng: dont worry i wont hurt them

hua cheng: the death will be painless

12:

wei wuxian: dom or sub?

nie huaisang: i guess dominoes. like i dont know whyd you put dominoes and subway in the same category

13:

shen qingqiu: you need to stop doing weird things. going outside might help

shang qinghua: i went for a stroll today

shen qingqiu: see? thats great! i hope you got something out of that

shang qinghua, opening his coat: this duck

14:

liu qingge: for self defense reasons i'm going to act like a burglar and you're going to have to act wisely

shang qinghua: sure

shen qingqiu: cool

liu qingge: give me all your money if you want to live

shang qinghua: bold of you to assume i have money

shen qingqiu: bold of you to assume i have money or want to live

15:

mu qing: feng xin!

feng xin: what

mu qing: you kicked me in your sleep!

feng xin: who said i was asleep

16:

wei wuxian: so whats for lunch

jiang cheng: food, usually

wei wuxian: no, i mean what are you having

jiang cheng: an unwanted conversation

17:

interviewer: what are your superpowers?

xie lian: im incredibly physically strong, have high pain tolerance, have a pet ribbon that can do everything basically

hua cheng: i'm the demon king crimson rain sought flower, im rich, have e'ming have a ton of spiritual energy

mu qing: i'm general xuan zhen, can break a clock with a swat of my hand, have over 7000 temples

feng xin: i'm general nan yang, can shoot a target from thousands of miles away, have over 8000 temples

ling wen: i make good life decisions

interviewer: thats not a supe-

xie lian: no trust me shes our most important member