pretend wwx has already met and become friends with HC and LBH because i dont wanna have effort (this is a group chat crack as most of these after will be)
nodogsplease created a new group demon bois
nodogsplease invited crimsonrain and bingpup into demon bois
nodogsplease: binghe change your name
bingpup logged on
bingpup: wtf
bingpup: no
nodogsplease: please I'm having nightmares
crimsonrain: coward. dianxia would never be so scared of anything
nodogsplease: shut up and look at your own damn handwriting
bingpup: y'all are we actually gonna do it
nodogsplease: what
bingpup: you know, graffiti the nan yang temple
nodogsplease: oh SHIT i forgot
crimsonrain: do yo ever remember anything
nodogsplease: at least i dont obsess for 800 years
bingpup: omfg can we just go do something my shizun is still waiting for me
nodogsplease: if you wanna see your shizun so badly then leAve
crimsonrain: the door is that way
bingpup left the chat
nodogsplease: i-
crimsonrain: dont mind him hell probably come back sobbing about how his shizun doesnt want him anymore
crimsonrain invited blackwaterbeef into the chat
blackwaterbeef: why am i here
crimsonrain: money you owe
blackwaterbeef: i already paid you did i not
crimsonrain: that was before wind master bought an entire winehouse
nodogsplease: this wind master guy has taste
crimsonrain: oh shit wrong chat
in the 4 calamities group chat
crimsonrain: HE XUAN YOU BETTER PAY YOUR FUCKING DEBT RIGHT NOW OR I WONT HAVE ENOUGH MONEY TO BUY EVERYTHING GOOD FOR DIANXIA
blackwaterbeef: bro youre rich you can literally buy anything you want
crimsonrain: but i need all the money in the world to buy everything in the world for dianxia
blackwaterbeef: the obsessive energy is strong here
crimsonrain: says the person that fell in love with their enemy
dogfuckerxielian: CAN YOU GUS SHUT THE FUCK UP
dogfuckerxielian: MY FUCKING HEAVENS THIS ANCESTOR'S SON IS SLEEPING
dogfuckerxielian: THE NOTIFICATIONS ARE WAKING HIM UP
blackwaterbeef: then shut off your notifs
dogfuckerxielian: tf how the fuck do you do that
whitenoface: i-
whitenoface: you see this stupidity is the reason im never on
whitenoface left the chat
crimsonrain invited nodogsplease into the chat
dogfuckerxielian: who is this
crimsonrain: Wei wuxian
nodogsplease: why does everyone have the name dog in their name
dogfuckerxielian: ive never heard of him, i bet hes not even a fierce
crimsonrain: bitch he can fucking stand toe to toe with me
crimsonrain: he is a devastation and can beat your fucking ass
nodogsplease: aww chengzhu is finally defending me ❤️
crimsonrain: shut up
blackwaterbeef left the chat
crimsonrain: he xuan dont think i forgot about you
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mxtx crack
Randommostly just the demonic trio being crackheads, but there is some non demonic trio chilling too, and some random oneshots