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pretend wwx has already met and become friends with HC and LBH because i dont wanna have effort (this is a group chat crack as most of these after will be)

nodogsplease created a new group demon bois 

nodogsplease invited crimsonrain and bingpup into demon bois 

nodogsplease: binghe change your name 

bingpup logged on

bingpup: wtf

bingpup: no

nodogsplease: please I'm having nightmares

crimsonrain: coward. dianxia would never be so scared of anything

nodogsplease: shut up and look at your own damn handwriting

bingpup: y'all are we actually gonna do it

nodogsplease: what

bingpup: you know, graffiti the nan yang temple

nodogsplease: oh SHIT i forgot 

crimsonrain: do yo ever remember anything

nodogsplease: at least i dont obsess for 800 years

bingpup: omfg can we just go do something my shizun is still waiting for me

nodogsplease: if you wanna see your shizun so badly then leAve

crimsonrain: the door is that way

bingpup left the chat

nodogsplease: i-

crimsonrain: dont mind him hell probably come back sobbing about how his shizun doesnt want him anymore

crimsonrain invited blackwaterbeef into the chat

blackwaterbeef: why am i here

crimsonrain: money you owe

blackwaterbeef: i already paid you did i not

crimsonrain: that was before wind master bought an entire winehouse 

nodogsplease: this wind master guy has taste

crimsonrain: oh shit wrong chat

in the 4 calamities group chat

crimsonrain: HE XUAN YOU BETTER PAY YOUR FUCKING DEBT RIGHT NOW OR I WONT HAVE ENOUGH MONEY TO BUY EVERYTHING GOOD FOR DIANXIA

blackwaterbeef: bro youre rich you can literally buy anything you want

crimsonrain: but i need all the money in the world to buy everything in the world for dianxia 

blackwaterbeef: the obsessive energy is strong here

crimsonrain: says  the person that fell in love with their enemy

dogfuckerxielian: CAN YOU GUS SHUT THE FUCK UP

dogfuckerxielian: MY FUCKING HEAVENS THIS ANCESTOR'S SON IS SLEEPING

dogfuckerxielian: THE NOTIFICATIONS ARE WAKING HIM UP

blackwaterbeef: then shut off your notifs

dogfuckerxielian: tf how the fuck do you do that

whitenoface: i-

whitenoface: you see this stupidity is the reason im never on

whitenoface left the chat

crimsonrain invited nodogsplease into the chat

dogfuckerxielian: who is this

crimsonrain: Wei wuxian 

nodogsplease: why does everyone have the name dog in their name

dogfuckerxielian: ive never heard of him, i bet hes not even a fierce

crimsonrain: bitch he can fucking stand toe to toe with me

crimsonrain: he is a devastation and can beat your fucking ass

nodogsplease: aww chengzhu is finally defending me ❤️ 

crimsonrain: shut up 

blackwaterbeef left the chat

crimsonrain: he xuan dont think i forgot about you


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