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incorrect MXTX pt. 4

1:

jiang cheng: you're up early

wei wuxian: 

jiang cheng: you never went to sleep did you

2:

lan qiren: im not doing too well lately

lan qiren: i have this headache that comes and goes

wei ying: *walks in*

lan qiren: oh look there it is again

3: 

mu qing: im quick at math

feng xin: oh yeah, well whats 34 times 57

mu qing: 24

feng xin: thats not even close

mu qing: but it was quick

4:

shen qingqiu: how would luo binghe get out of a mess like this?

shang qinghua: he wouldn't. he would make a bigger mess that cancels this one out

5:

jiang cheng: wait, when wine is involved you can suddenly do math in your head?

nie huaisang: wei xiong, what's 19, 154 jars of emperor's smile divided by 61 jars of emperor's smile

wei wuxian: 314 jars

jiang cheng: what if they were salads?

wei wuxian: carry the 4 and-

wei wuxian: it doesnt work

6:

xie lian: darling could you please pass the butter?

feng xin: *reaches for the butter*

mu qing: *reaches for the butter*

hua cheng: *running through the door with a stick of butter* gege did you need something?

7:

xie lian: whats a thot?

mu qing: a very thoughtful person

later at the mid autumn festival

hua cheng: here's the water gege

xie lian: thank you san lang, you're such a thot!

hua cheng: *spits out water*

8:

genie: i'm a genie, i'll give you 3 wishes

shang qinghua: make that 4

genie: granted, you have 3 wishes left

shen qingqiu: outstanding move

9:

lan qiren: you three better explain now

nie huaisang: it was wei wuxian

jiang cheng: it was wei wuxian

wei wuxian: it was wei wuxian

everyone:

wei wuxian: damn

10:

liu qingge: for someone who's mostly water you dont look very refreshing

shang qinghua: BURNRNRNRNNRNNNNN

shen qingqiu: water can't be burned

shang qinghua:

shang qinghua: EVAPORATTETTETTETT

11:

xie lian: here feng xin and mu qing, a nice hot plate of dumplings!

fengqing: its cold

xie lian: a nice plate of dumplings!

fengqing: EW ITS TERRIBLE

xie lian: plate of dumplings

fengqing: are these even dumplings?

xie lian: plate

12:

luo binghe: i'm single, you're single, you know what that means

shen qingqiu: yeah

shen qingqiu: we ugly

13:

shang qinghua: you know, the most insulting thing you can say is "who is this clown?" 

shang qinghua: because it means 1) they're a clown and 2) they're an obscure clown

shen qingqiu: i'd like to have some of whatever you're smoking

14:

hua cheng: gege knock knock

xie lian: who's there

hua cheng: fuck

xie lian: fuck who?

hua cheng: fuck me ;)

15:

jin ling: I DO WHAT I WANT

wei ying: i'm telling jiang cheng

jin ling: wait no-

16:

feng xin: i have feelings for you

mu qing: really?

feng xin: i feel that you're annoying as fuck