incorrect mxtx 9?
is it?
im senile at this point
1:
wei wuxian: i'm not out of control! im a normal, rule abiding guest cultivator!
lan wangji: oh really? name one rule
wei wuxian: uh... dont kill people in the cloud recesses?
lan wangji: thats on me. i set the bar too low
2:
jiang cheng: you're a loose cannon, wei wuxian
wei wuxian: no, i'm not. i'm a cannon maybe, but a loose cannon? is that really what you think of me, jiang cheng?
nie huaisang: i would say that he plays by his own rules
jin zixuan: no, he thinks rules are made to be broken
lan wangji: those are all attributes of a loose cannon
wei wuxian: no, i'm just a reckless renegade, xue yang is the real loose cannon
xue yang: *smashes a table*
3:
luo binghe: *running towards shen qingqiu to hug him*
shen qingqiu: *moves out of the way*
luo binghe: shizun, why'd you move?
shen qingqiu: i thought you were attacking me!
luo binghe: i was going to hug you!
shen qingqiu: why would you hug me?
luo binghe: WHY WOULD I ATTACK YOU?
4:
jin ling, texting wei wuxian: help i'm getting kidnapped
wei wuxian: where are you
jin ling: on a car, with a strange person
wei wuxian: hold on, i'll call jiang cheng
jiang cheng, answering his phone: hello?
wei wuxian: where's jin ling? he texted me and said he's getting kidnapped
jiang cheng: jin ling? he's right next to me
jiang cheng:
jiang cheng: hold on, I'll call you back
*hangs up*
jiang cheng: THE NEW HAIRCUT ISNT THAT BAD
jin ling: WHO ARE YOU
5:
xie lian: the food is too hot, i can't eat it yet
hua cheng: you're too hot and i still eat you
xie lian: *blushes*
hua cheng: *winks at him*
mu qing: one dinner. i just want ONE FUCKING DINNER
6:
lan xichen: how did the date with wei ying go?
lan wangji: it was great until i tried to compliment him. i wanted to say "you have a gorgeous smile. your eyes are really pretty."
lan xichen: and?
lan wangji: he smiled at me and i panicked and i said "you have eyes"
7:
liu qingge: what is luo binghe doing on qing jing peak?
shang qinghua: probably shen qingqiu
8:
hua cheng: i'm going to literally fight the next person who hates on dianxia
xie lian: i hate myself
hua cheng: ALRIGHT SQUARE UP YOU BEAUTIFUL FUCKER
9:
feng xin: *kisses mu qing's cheek*
mu qing: what the fuck was that
feng xin: affection
mu qing: disgusting
feng xin:
mu qing:
mu qing: do it again
10:
mu qing: I've been dropping subtle hints that i like him
mu qing: *walks over to feng xin*
mu qing: i can't stand you you piece of shit
11:
pei ming: well what's a queen without her king?
yushi huang: well historically, better
pei ming: what about juliet without her romeo?
xuan ji: um, ALIVE
12:
jiang cheng: did you eat my powdered donuts
wei wuxian, mouth full: no
jiang cheng: well what's that white powder on your robes
wei wuxian: crack
13:
shen qingqiu: just be yourself and say something nice!
liu qingge: which one? i cant do both
shen qingqiu: *facepalms*
liu qingge: fine
liu qingge: hi my name is liu qingge and i hope nobody pisses me off today or we're going to have a problem
shen qingqiu: that just made things worse
14:
mu qing: hey has anyone seen xie lian
hua cheng: wait i got this
hua cheng, shouting: mu qing said he doesn't like me again!
xie lian, barging through the door: mu qing, you have to be nicer, alright?
mu qing:
15:
luo binghe: I'm sorry i just sneezed and liked your post
shen qingqiu: and commented "damn daddy" on all my pictures
luo binghe: i have the flu
16:
wei wuxian: here's a fun Christmas idea. instead of kissing everyone you see under the mistletoe, you have to fight them
jiang cheng; please no
nie huaisang: mistlefoe
jiang cheng: please stop encouraging him
17:
feng xin: there are seven chairs and ten kids, what do you do?
ling wen: have everyone stand
xie lian: bring three more chairs
mu qing: the most important ones can sit down
hua cheng: kill three.
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mxtx crack
Randommostly just the demonic trio being crackheads, but there is some non demonic trio chilling too, and some random oneshots
