kinda gave up on my other fics because i am not m o ti v a te d
incorrect MXTX pt. 3
1:
xie lian: *sneezes*
hua cheng: bless you my sweet little cinnamon roll
mu qing: *sneezes*
hua cheng: get that diseased trash away from me
2:
liu qingge: i gave shen qingqiu a get better soon card
yang yixuan: thats surprisingly nice of you
liu qingge: he wasn't sick i just thought he should do better
3:
jiang cheng: dating tip: hold the door for your date. rip the door off its hinges. use the door as a weapon to fight off other men. establish dominance
wei wuxian: i really begin to see why youre single
4:
kidnapper: i have one of your friends
jiang cheng: oh really?
wei wuxian, screaming in the background: IT'S ME WEI WUXIAN
jiang cheng: i think you have the wrong number
5:
[sv at disneyland on the spinning teacup rides]
yue qingyuan and mu qingfang: [spinning slowly while calmly talking]
qi qingqi and liu qingge: [spinning slightly faster while having a heated argument]
shen qingqiu and shang qinghua: [flying past them, spinning as fast as they can, screaming]
6:
nie huaisang: why are you smiling?
jiang cheng: can't i just be happy?
jin zixuan: wei wuxian tripped and fell in the training area
7:
shang qinghua, on a trip to the demon realm: so, where are the snacks?
demons: e-excuse me? what snacks?
shang qinghua: you know, the moon cakes and tangyuans, where's that?
demons: i-i'm afraid we don't have that here
shang qinghua, to shen qingqiu: you hear that? this place deserves a bad review on xiecheng travel or something
8:
mu qing: i wish we could block people in real life
feng xin: a restraining order
hua cheng: murder
9:
waiter: anything to drink?
wei wuxian: a coke for the most beautiful and talented person in the world-
lan wangji: *blushes*
wei wuxian: and some tea for my date
10:
[in lan wangji and lan xichen's room]
lan xichen: time to wake up
lan wangji: five more minutes
lan xichen: fine, but only five more minutes, my dearest little brother
[in wei wuxian and jiang cheng's room]
jiang cheng: time to wake up
wei wuxian: five more minutes
jiang cheng, casually stroking zidian: im sorry but i think you misheard me
11:
shen qingqiu: no, seriously i'm a handful, you don't want to date me
luo binghe: well good news because i have two hands!!!!
12:
xie lian, picking up a crumpled sheet of paper: san lang, what is this?
hua cheng: my to do list
xie lian: really? that's great! i'm so proud you're finally becoming organi-
xie lian: this just says my name
13:
luo binghe: i am not needy
shen qingqiu: oh yes you are. remember that time you tried to break down my door three times at midnight just to see if i hadn't abandoned you
14:
he xuan: what's worse than a heartbreak
shi qingxuan: realizing dragons cant blow out their birthday cake
he xuan:
he xuan: bro wtf
15:
hua cheng, as a therapist: so, tell me what you're feeling
xie lian: well i feel my therapist is hitting on me
hua cheng, smirking: and how does that make you feel
xie lian: pretty good not gonna lie
hua cheng: EEEEEEEEE
16:
shi qingxuan: where are you going?
he xuan: to get food or commit murder i'll decide on my way
YOU ARE READING
mxtx crack
Randommostly just the demonic trio being crackheads, but there is some non demonic trio chilling too, and some random oneshots
