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incorrect mxtx pt. 2

1:

jiang cheng: can you recommend me a book that made you cry

nie huaisang: general mathematics 6th edition

2:

hua cheng: you're my brightest star

xie lian: you're my whole world

hua cheng: funny because you're my whole uNIVERSE

xie lian: well you're my whole EVERYTHING

feng xin: please stop fighting???

3:

wei wuxian: i dont think jiang cheng likes me

nie huaisang: really? what did he say?

wei wuxian: that he doesn't like me

4: 

wei wuxian: the first one to reply is gat

wei wuxian: *gay

wei wuxian: wait

5:

shang qinghua: going to plan b?

shen qingqiu: technically this would be plan g

shang qinghua: how many plans do we have? is there a plan m?

shen qingqiu: yeah, but i die in plan m

liu qingge, out of nowhere: i like plan m

6:

shen qingqiu: binghe, is that your hand on my ass?

luo binghe: it was an accident

shen qingqiu: binghe your hand is still on my ass

luo binghe: ITS STILL AN ACCIDENT

7:

[at SQQ's funeral]

shang qinghua: look, can i have a moment alone with him?

shang qinghua, to shen qingqiu: alright fucker, i know you ain't dead

shen qingqiu, opening his eyes: yeah no SHIT

8:

waiter: what would you guys like to order?

wei wuxian: a milkshake with 2 straws

lan wangji, internally: *blushes* wei ying, that's so cute

wei wuxian: [puts both straws in his mouth] watch how fucking fast i can drink this

9:

mu qing: is that a hickey?

xie lian:...no, it's a mosquito bites

hua cheng: [walks in]

mu qing: hey mosquito

10:

nie huaisang: what if we inverted our initials? hie nuaisang

jiang cheng: chiang jeng

lan wangji: wan langji

lan xichen: xan lichen

wei wuxian: wei wux- this is a stupid game

11:

luo binghe: would you kiss me for one thousand gold?

shen qingqiu: what kind of question is that?

luo binghe: just wanted to know

also luo binghe: [slams one thousand gold on the table] OH HEY WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT

12:

jiang cheng: you were drunk last night

wei wuxian: no i wasnt

jiang cheng: you started cutting pineapples at 3 am shouting "stop hiding spongebob i know you're in there!" 

wei wuxian:

wei wuxian: but did i find him though

13:

ling wen: nothing in life is free

pei ming: sex is free

xie lian: kindness is free

mu qing: breathing is free

he xuan: everything is free if you take it without paying

hua cheng, in the distance: BLACK WATER YOU LITTLE SHIT

14:

hua cheng: close your eyes

feng xin: [closes eyes]

hua cheng: what do you see

feng xin: nothing

hua cheng: thats what you mean to me