mxtx crack

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1:

xie lian: *kicking the door open, looking panicked*

mu qing: what happened?

xie lian: NOBODY DIED

feng xin: what kind of answer is THAT

2:

nie huaisang: you cant murder people just because you think they're obnoxious and ignorant!

jiang cheng: maybe YOU cant

3:

lan wangji: did you have dinner?

wei wuxian: yeah, a salad

wei wuxian: well, a fruit salad

wei wuxian: well, mostly grapes

wei wuxian: all grapes

wei wuxian: fermented grapes

lan wangji: wei ying-

wei wuxian: fine i had wine

4:

mu qing: aww look some kid drew a funny looking giraffe

feng xin: but there's no kids here?

hua cheng, drawing e' ming: thats my fucking signature

5:

wen ning: why isn't the statue smirking at me?

lan wangji: it's not smirking at everyone, theyre just imagining it

wen ning: three of us saw it? how could that be

lan wangji: *points to jiang cheng* sleep deprivation, *points to jin guangyao* paranoia, *points to nie huaisang* multiple personality disorder

6:

shen qingqiu: do you think different laundry detergents have different tastes

shang qinghua: they do

shen qingqiu: why did you say that so quickly and with so much certainty

7:

jiang cheng: you wanna see how hardcore i am?

jiang cheng: *punches wall*

jiang cheng:

jiang cheng: take me to the hospital.

8:

shi qingxuan: i really like this "good guy bad guy" thing you guys have going on

hua cheng: it's not an act, it's just that im mean and xie lian isnt

9:

jiang cheng: *posts a super low-quality image to the group chat*

wei wuxian: if I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, i'd have 15 cents

jiang cheng: if i had a dollar for every ounce of rage i felt in my body after i read this text, i would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you

lan wangji: actually i did the math, wei wuxian would have $225, not $0.15.

wei wuxian: fam i'm right here....

nie huaisang: if i had a dollar i would buy a can of soda :))

jiang cheng: while you're there could you buy me an apply juice please?

nie huaisang: sorry I only have a dollar

lan wangji: i just realized my friend is right, wei wuxian would have $22,500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent

nie huaisang: if i had $22,500 I would buy a can of soda and an apply juice

lan wangji: You can buy anything you want with $22,500

jin zixuan: yeah and they want soda and apply juice

lan wangji: apply juice to what

wei wuxian: directly to the forehead

jiang cheng: great chat everyone

10:

mu qing: i've had enough of this

feng xin: of what?

mu qing: *vaguely gestures at everything*

11:

lan wangji: i know you went out to buy wine last night, wei ying

jiang cheng: play dumb

wei wuxian: who's wei ying?

jiang cheng: NOT THAT DUMB

12:

shi qingxuan: imagine someone handed you a box of all the things you lost in your life 

xie lian: self esteem, havent seen you in years! 

pei ming:my childhood innocence, thank you for finding this! 

he xuan: i knew i lost that potential somewheer! 

hua cheng: my moral code, is that you? 

shi qingxuan: 

shi qingxuan: i was just going to show you a cool box my brother gave me but do you guys need a hug

13:

jiang cheng: wei wuxian and i have the kind of easy chemistry where we finish each other's-

wei wuxian: -sentences

jiang cheng: dont fucking interrupt me

14:

shang qinghua: i'm an idiot

shen qingqiu:

liu qingge:

luo binghe:

mobei jun:

shen qingqiu: if you're waiting for us to disagree, this is going to be a long day

15:

shi wudu: listen, i can explain

feng xin: you're getting 3,000,000 merits? i'm only getting 1,000,000

mu qing: 1,000,000 merits? i'm only getting 750,000!

xie lian: you guys are getting merits?

16:

shen qingqiu: looking left because you dont treat me right

luo binghe: looking right because you let

liu qingge: looking up because you let me down

shang qinghua: looking down because you fucked up

liu mingyan: are you guys okay