more brainrot mxtx group chats? you bet!
in the demonic trio group chat
bingbingpup: WHO THE FUCK
bingbingpup: MESSED WITH MY HAIR
weiwufucker: HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHHAHAH
weiwufucker: send pls
bingbingpup: WEI WUXIAN WAS IT YOU
weiwufucker: hey just because most of the time it's me
weiwufucker: doesn't mean that it's me this time
crimsonrain: no it was definitely you
weiwufucker: HUA-GE!
crimsonrain exited the chat
weiwufucker: oh fuck
bingbingpup: i knew it was you wei wuxian you little bitch ass motherfucker
weiwufucker: mind your language
bingbingpup: then get this ramen ass looking haircut off of me!
weiwufucker: what you wanna go bald?
wei wuxian has exited the chat
meanwhile in the main 6 group chat
axian: lan zhan! lan zhan!
bunzhan: wei ying?
axian: luo da-ge was bullying me!
shizunsimp: wei wuxian messed with my hair first!
axian: i did not
shizunsimp: you did
cucumberbro: ok but let's not talk about the hair
cucumberbro: but luo binghe wtf is that username
gegenumber1: that's coming from you, peerless cucumber
xieliangege: let's not fight please?
xieliangege: take this to dm's maybe?
gegenumber1: don't mind those idiots, gege. we can go to our own private chat
cucumberbro: get a fucking room
gegenumber1: that's literally what we were about to do, peerless cucumber
gegenumber1 has logged off
xieliangege has logged off
cucumberbro: that cunt
shizunsimp: now back to my hair
axian: no, not back to your hair
axian: you're just using this as an excuse to bully me
shizunsimp: and what will you do about it?
axian: i dont know...
axian: show them that video of you dressing up as a furry while drunk?
shizunsimp: WEI WUXIAN
axian: aah! so scary, lan zhan come save me!
bunzhan: mn
axian has logged off
bunzhan has logged off
shizunsimp: ...
shizunsimp: shizun?
cucumberbro: don't even think about it
cucumberbro has kicked shizunsimp out of the chat
cucumberbro: the shit i have to deal with
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mxtx crack
Randommostly just the demonic trio being crackheads, but there is some non demonic trio chilling too, and some random oneshots