ok I know i said all i have left was going to update yesterday but something shitty popped up yesterday so im writing fluffy crack to alleviate the pain.
oh yeah and it's jiang cheng's birthday today so you better wish him happy birthday or else
MXTX couples and side ships try a 10 day couple challenge
Day 1: surprise your couple with a hidden note
WangXian:
wei wuxian: hehe, lan zhan is going to be so shook when he reads my note
lan wangji: wei ying, did you write this "jin ling and i are now dating - love sizhui"
wei wuxian: how did you figure it out?!!!
lan wangji: sizhui's handwriting is better than yours
Hualian:
xie lian: hmm, there's a blank sheet of paper, better not waste it *picks up*
xie lian: more here, and more here and more here... *follows trail of paper*
xie lian: and more-
xie lian: san lang!
*notices the giant statue hua cheng left for him and the thousands of notes that say i love you in bad handwriting
Bingqiu:
shen qingqiu: ew, why does binghe's congee taste so weird
shen qingqiu: wtf? there's a piece of paper in here
shen qingqiu: "this disciple loves shizun"
shen qingqiu: i thought the protagonist was supposed to be peerlessly smart? why does he have worms for brains?
Xicheng:
jiang cheng, sulking: nobody noticed it's my birthday :(
*a paper airplane smacked him in the head*
jiang cheng: *picks up the paper airplane, notices something written on it*
jiang cheng: it says happy birthday
jiang cheng: WEI WU FUCKIN XIAN, DID YOU THROW ME THIS AIRPLANE (secretly rejoicing)
wei wuxian: no, zewu jun just came by to ask me how to fold an airplane.
Fengqing:
mu qing: nan yang, you better come out right this second and tell me what the fuck this ugly ass drawing of me is that i found secretly hidden in my bedroom with the notes "i love you"
feng xin, flustered: not like you can draw better
mu qing: let me finish my sentence you idiot
feng xin: youre not going to say anything nice, so why should i
mu qing: oh my god you dense idiot, i was going to tell you to do it for me every day
Beefleaf:
shi qingxuan: ming xiong, ming xiong, i never knew you were good at calligraphy
he xuan: what makes you think that?
shi qingxuan: did you forget that note you wrote?
he xuan: i swear to god, for the last time, that was from your brother
YOU ARE READING
mxtx crack
Randommostly just the demonic trio being crackheads, but there is some non demonic trio chilling too, and some random oneshots
