Please Forgive This Idiot (Naruto)

Chapter 6 - Explanation

Age change!!! I'm 9 years old in this story now lmaoo

"What did you mean?"

My eyes moved up to met his.

Should I...?

I've been thinking about this moment since a while ago.

I kinda have everything planned, but...I'm going into panic mode again.

"U-Uhm, t-that u-uhhhh-"

I can't tell him it's an anime. I don't want to change anything. I don't want to mess up this whole Naruto world.

"W-Well, um i-it's true that I come from another world," I stuttered out.

Okay, I kinda remember now.

I was thinking about the possibility of stuff in fanfics being true. If so, Hiruzn might be not so trustable.

"Please promise you won't tell anyone about this, not even Hokage-sama."

Kakashi narrowed his eyes. "I can't say for sure. How am I supposed to believe you?"

"W-Well, what can I do for you to believe me?" I squeaked out, a shudder running down my spine at his gaze.

Damn, he's quite scary too.

Still, Ibiki is scarier.

Well, Kakashi might be scarier than him.

Wait why am I thinking about those things now.

".....Well, show me that....phone of yours," Kakashi nodded at my phone.

My phone.

M-My phone.

M-MY P-PHONE!?!?!?!?!?!

"H-Huh- b-b-but-" I stuttered out. 

'Ndsn2135$hwcfbvbu#QQveg34wbuiu,' I thought.

Kakashi's killing intent only increased as he glared at me. "Hand it over. Now."

Scratch that sentences a few sentences above.

HE'S SCARIER THAN IBIKI.

A HELL LOT.

I dropped my phone, lips quivering. He sighed and picked up my phone, eyes not leaving mine as his killer intent decreased.

"...."

Click. Click.

"..."

Swipe. Swipe.

"..."

"How do you make it glow?"

I raised my shaking hand and pointed at the power button. "P-Press this," My finger moved to the home button. "T-Then t-this."

SHIT.

PLEASE DON'T CLICK INTO PINTEREST.

I.

BEG.

YOU.

He seemed to understand how it works after a few minutes of using it.

His hand moved to the left.

No.

His finger lowered down.

Not. Pinterest.

He clicked.

I squeaked, burying my face in my hands.

Those....

NARUTO FANARTS!!!!! SASUNARU!!! NARUHINA!!! SHIKATEMA!!! KAKAIRU!!!! BLAH BLAH BLAH EVERYTHING!!!! AKATSUKI NARUTO!!! CHIBI AKATSUKI!!! ZOOMED IN NARUTO PICS!!!! EVERYTHING HE'S NOT SUPPOSED TO SEE!!!

THIS ISN'T GOING ACCORDING TO MY PLAN, AT ALL.

"W-What i-is..." Kakashi stuttered out. He shook his head and clicked the home button. He sighed and handed me the phone, looking away.

'D-D-D-Did he.....' My face turned red as I quickly took my phone. 'See a KakaIru...picture....'

'But if he did...' I glanced up at him. '....Why is he having no reaction...? He should be suspicious or something...'

"N-Nevermind about that phone thing, now, t-tell me your story, yeah," He shook his hand.

I stared at him starngely before nodding slowly. "So, in my world....there's this guy, who....dreamed of your own world. So uh....he shared his dream experiences and uh...quite a lot of people know it."

"Dreamed of my world..." Kakashi tapped his chin. 

"So...I was in my bed and suddenly woke up in a forest....and I see chara- people  I know from the stories he shared....I assumed I was in the Na- another world."

"I see..." Kakashi nodded. "Why do you not want to tell the third about this?"

"Y-You're the only person I-I can trust now," I bit my lips.

He stared at me for a moment and sighed. "Fine. But I still cannot promise you anything, Shimiko. I have no choice but to kill you immediately if you are a threat to Konoha."

There was an awkward silence.

"So...." Kakashi spoke up. 

"Y-Yeah?"

"Should I....adopt you?"

"W-W-What?" I stuttered out.

"Yeah I mean, if you're in my world now you don't have any pare- guardians here, right? I suppose I could adopt you, you're not much of a trou- Uh, I mean you're quite cute- No wait, no that's not what I-I meant," he stammered.

Awkward silence.

"U-Um....Okay!!!" I squeaked out.

"Good then, we'll need an explanation for Hokage-sama," Kakashi hummed.

"W-We'll just tell him my parents passed away in a car acc- 'Wait that doesn't exist' -uhm, passed away when my village was attacked, yeah."

'I'm not cursing you, mom and dad!!!!!' I anime cried in my brain. 'I swear!!!'

"Hm, okay then," he nodded with an eye smile. "I'll go to Hokage-sama's office now. Stay here, okay?"

"S-So fast?" I spun to him.

"Yeah, I'm free today," he eye-smiled. 'Hokage-sama isn't even giving me missions outside the village because I have to take care of her.'

"O-Okay then."

"Bye."

"Bye."

Extra

Kakashi tilted his head slightly.

'Instagram...?'

He tapped.

His eyes widened.

"W-What i-is..." Blue hair, blue eyes....she....looks so much like the main character in the movie of Icha Icha Innocence!!!

Ah, his heart!!!!!

He could feel blood trickling down his chin from his nose. With a blush hidden under his mask, he sighed and handed Shimiko her phone.

"N-Nevermind about that phone thing now, t-tell me your story, yeah.