Please Forgive This Idiot (Naruto)

Chapter 27 - The what forms???

"Shimiko, have you seen like, three forms anywhere? I keep them in a folder and I swear I put it on the dining table."

"Dunno. What forms?"

"It's the uh....Chunin exam forms."

"Oh, okay. Wait, WHAT!?"

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"Okay, Kakakakakakakakakashi. Hold the fuck up," Shimiko patted his head (hair). "You remember the mission where you had to escort a bridgebuilder with your team?" 

"Uh...yes," Kakashi nodded slowly. 

"How long has it been since then?" She asked with a serious stare.

"Uhh....it's been around, five months. Or six," Kakashi answered. "Please get away from me."

"Okay, okay," Shimiko rolled her eyes as she backed off. Goddamn. It's been five months? Feels like it's just been two months.

"Why are you asking though?" Kakashi asked. 

"I'm nervous, okay?" Shimiko sighed.

"Why even are you nervous?" Kakashi deadpanned.

"...."

"...."

While watching Naruto, you'd go like, oh, village destruction. It's okay, it can be fixed. At least none of the main cast are like bad, bad, baaaaaaaaadly wounded till they can't live anymore.

But it's a whole different thing when the realization that YOUR village is ACTUALLY going to be attacked by some snake and some sand ass raccoon. 

"Fuck, we're all gonna die," Shimiko cursed under her breath as she headed to Takako's house. She was in extreme need of mental support from all this stress right now.

"Shimiko?"

She looked up to find Tenten smiling at her. "Ahh, it is you! Where are you heading to?"

"My friend's house," Shimiko answered with a nervous smile in return. "Oh, one thing, you're participating in the chunin exams, right?"

"Yep! Of course I am!" Tenten gave her an enthusiastic grin. 

"Do you have any weapons that can go against a wind justu?"

Ohhh damn.

Ohhhhhhhhhhh damn.

Now she's done it. She's going to ruin the whole fucking timeline.

"Mmm....now that you say it..." Tenten tapped her chin. "Not much. There isn't much wind users in Konoha, so I've never really thought of any weapons to use against a wind Jutsu."

"There'll be people from the wind country coming right, you should get ready just in case you have to face one of those," Shimiko said.

'Well since I've done it, why not just go all the way with it?'

"Ahhh, I should've thought of that sooner!" Tenten crossed her arms. I'll be heading back home soon, so I'll try to think of something I can use along the way. See you soon!"

"See you!" Shimiko smiled, watching Tenten walk past her.

Somehow talking to Tenten had made her feel better.

"Takako!!" Shimiko called as she entered Takako's room, only to see Hiromi and Takako sitting on the bed together.

"Huh....what were you guys doing," Shimiko deadpanned.

"I will throw you out of the window." Takako said bluntly, adjusting her glasses.

"Ahh, I'm soooo sorry, I didn't mean to intrude! Please, ladies, continue," Shimiko bowed before exiting the room and slamming the door close.

It hasn't been a split second before the door was slammed open, Hiromi pulling Shimiko back in by her collar. 

"I-It's not what you think..!!!" Hiromi yelled, her voice cracking.

"You were blushing! You were literally blushing!!! On a bed! With Takako!!!" Shimiko yelled. "What else could it be!?"

"In," Takako gave her a cold stare before yanking Shimiko into the room by her collar.

There was a loud crash.

"Agh...goddamn, Takako....how much have you trained..?"

"A lot."

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two chapters in a row lets goooo