Please Forgive This Idiot (Naruto)

Chapter 21 - Bad News

I was staring at a stack of books under the table intensely.

Inhaling with a weak smile, I looked away.

"Nope. Not my innocence."

[Insert Newsong AGAIN because I'm listening to i right now]

Gut feelings can be amazing sometimes.

My lips quivered.

Sweat dripped down my face.

Tears stained my eyes.

No. This can't be happening.

I dropped on my knees, gripping my hair tight.

'K-Kakashi......'

A cry escaped my lips.

I burst into anime tears.

'HE ATE ALL THE CHOCOLATE!!! I KNEW IT!!!'

'Dramatic,' Riyuko commented as she casually flipped open her blank book that she brings everywhere to show off.

'Chocolate is life, Riyuko! You know nothing!' I sniffed, dramatically wiping away a tear with a cloth that appeared out of nowhere.

Riyuko glanced at me before disappearing into ashes.

I pouted.

Still sniffing slightly, I walked down the streets.

"Oii!!! Shimiko!"

I turned back. My eyes widened. 

"Hirumii!!!!" I cried out as I leapt onto her, making her stumble backwards.

"AHHH SHIMIKO YOU BASTA-"

*crash*

"This wouldn't have happened if you didn't leap onto me," Hirumi huffed, patting away some dust off her slightly dirtied clothes.

"Well, it's not like you don't pounce onto me often, hmm," I sniffed innocently, anime chewing on a cloth that appeared from nowhere.

I literally had no idea what I just said.

"WHAT!?" Hirumi screeched.

"Yeah, it's true, hmm, ain't it," I sniffed again before I realized what I said. "Shit. Wait no, Hirumi I didn't mean that!"

She was already stomping away with a tick mark on her forehead.

"HIRUMIIIIIIIIIII!! I'M SORRYYYYY!!!!!!!!"

Hirumi paused in her steps and turned to me with an emotionless face.

I blinked, smiling awkwardly.

A grin blossomed on her face. "Okay then! I forgive you! Let's go!"

'She's bipolar,' I thought to myself with a sweatdrop.

'Aren't you too?' Riyuko asked, sipping on some random drink.

'Shut up.'

"Sensei...." 

"What is it, Sakura?"

"What are you doing?" Sakura asked with a sweatdrop at Kakashi who was holding a book over his head.

"If you see a girl with a newspaper at the gates, tell me," Kakashi said.

"O....kay......" Sakura nodded slowly.

As the gates slowly came into view, Kakashi flinched. 

"Oh?" Sakura blinked. "Miko-CHAAAAAAN!!!!!"

"Miko....chan...?" Kakashi blinked.

"Sakura? Sakuraa-nee!!!" The familiar voice of his sister rang into his ears.

"What are you doing with a newspaper, Miko-chan?" Sakura asked.

"Oh, nothing!" I smiled. "Where is your sensei?"

"Why? Do you know him?" Sakura asked.

Yeah, he's my brother!" I grinned, head snapping towards the males of Team 7 who stood at the gate with a creepy smile on my face.

"K-Kakashi-sensei is your...what!?" Sakura asked in shock. "I didn't knew that!"

"Haha....hey, imouto-chan. Let's go get some Taiyaki? What do you say?" Kakashi chuckled nervously.

"S-Sakura-chan's f-friend's brother is Kakashi-sensei!?" Naruto spluttered.

"Nope. So I decided to open the fridge last week and I think something is missing," I nodded. "Can you guess what it is?"

"Uh....chocolate?" Kakashi asked nervously.

"WHERE THE HELL DID MY PRECIOUS CHOCOLATE GOOO!!??!?" I screamed at him.

"It was by accident, I swear! It became my habit to simply take a chocolate from the fridge and surprigingly, that chocolate I took right before the mission was the last one!" Kakashi squeaked.

"I hate you!" I screamed, tears running down my face.

Real tears.

I ran back home.