Two Commoners in the Club

Hikaru and Kaoru Broke Up? ... I Mean, They're Fighting?

“That’s the dumbest game I’ve ever heard of,” I heard Haruhi say as I made my way over to her and the twins.

“What? Do you have a problem with it, Haruhi?” they asked her. She stopped and turned around to look at them.

“Not really. I just don’t understand why the two of you are so popular.”

“Haruhi, allow me to explain,” I said as I came to a stop next to her.

“Ok, shoot,” she told me. I grinned and moved to stand between the twins with one arm around the neck of each boy.

“Well, two attractive boys that have homosexual tendencies earns the club high points. When they struggle between their love for each other and their friendship, it becomes even better. Since Hikaru and Kaoru are brothers, twins to boot, their relationship is taboo, so it makes girls go crazy. Plus, what’s better than one amazingly attractive lover?” I asked the twins. They grinned and each placed a finger under my chin to lift it up and plant kisses on my cheeks.

“Two amazingly attractive lovers,” they replied in a seductive tone, which actually earned a blush from me. “We win,” they cheered happily.

“Hey, that’s not fair,” I whined. “I was trying to help you. You shouldn’t have used that as a time to try to make me blush.”

“Well, we did. Now pay up.” I sighed.

“Hikaru and Kaoru are the absolute sexiest people alive and there is no one that could ever compete with them in anything,” I said in a monotone. They moved away from me and cracked up so I returned to Haruhi’s side. Tamaki-senpai came running up with a laptop under his arm.

“Hikaru, Kaoru, when I gave you control over the club’s website, I did it under one condition; that you take it seriously!”

“We take our job very seriously, Boss,” Hikaru replied.

“In fact, last night, we worked on it till dawn,” Kaoru said to back up his brother’s claims. Tamaki-senpai opened the laptop and pointed at it dramatically.

“Is this what you worked so hard to create?” he nearly screamed in fury. I looked at it and saw a picture of Haruhi and me without shirts on. We were holding each other and blushing slightly while the picture cut off just below our shoulders so that everything we had would be covered.

“You look great, Haru-chan, Aki-chan,” Honey-senpai complimented enthusiastically while girls swooned over the picture. I decided to have fun and wrap my arms around Haruhi the way they were in the picture while she had a mini meltdown.

“Oh, my dearest Haruhi, I’m so sorry. I didn’t know that they would put the picture up on the club’s website. I’m sorry that all these other people get to see your perfect body when it should only be me.” She returned to normal and whacked me in the head while Tamaki-senpai and the twins talked about it being photo shopped.

“Stop acting like an idiot!”

“Owwwww. Sorry,” I grumbled while holding my aching head. “I was only kidding. You didn’t have to react violently. Hey, didn’t Kyoya-senpai say that violence was forbidden in the club?”