A Hop and A Skip: The Man Against Evil!

Chapter 1: Something's up with Leon!

Hey dudes and chicks! This is the first fan fiction I have ever wrotten so I hope it's good! Isaw how awesome the Sword and Shelf games are so that's why I'm writing this fic! Lol! All comments and critics are wellcom so pls make one of you want. Now lets get to it!

Hop woke up to the phone alarm bursting in his ear. It was a nightcored version of a British song that he liked because it mentioned tea an stuff. He turned it off and bust out the room lik a bar out of hell to make his fav tea and crumpets and his mom grated him there.

"Greetings, my som" Hop's Mom greeted.

"Good morning, my mom" Hop replied.

Then he made his English breakfast tea with crumpe and had it and he was happy. His older brother Leon also came down stairs like the bar from earlier and they grated each other also.

"Today loks like a nice day" he yelled.

"It sure does" Hop lmaoed.

As Leon was eating his British food, Hop noticed something off. There was a tatto on Leons hand that he had never seen before cause he always kept his gloves on but he forgot! It was of a black dragon that looked like the dragon from Mortal Kombat so it looked cool. As Lon got ready to leave for the Wyndon stadium too beat off some people, Hop stooped to question him. Hop's Mom was loudly cooking lunh so she couldn't hear.

"Lee, bro, were did you get that tatto?!" Hop asked with confused. Suddenly, Leon was shock!

"Oh no you found my secret!" he yelled. "Come with me to the shed now and I'll tell you"

He suddenly grabbed Hop and got him to the shed, where he locked them both inside and it felt weird.

"What's this?" Hop wonders aloud.

"I am not actually Leon." his brother mumbled.

He scrubbed the purple dye off his feathered hair to reveal its dirty blonde colour and popped off his colour contacts revealing his shinning eyes that were the same colour as Hop's hair. He also tore off his champion cloths to reveal a suit lik that of Neo from the Matrix and tied his red cape into a scarf.

"My real name is...SKIP!!!!!!!!!!!" He who was Skip yelled with a cooler accent.

"WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF?!" Hop screamed and died of a heart attack from shock but a revive dropped out of his bag and landed in his mouth and revive him.

"Yes, " Skip said. "I am an epic secret agent of Galar!"

"WTFFFFF, then who's Leon?!" Hop yelled.

"Leon was a FAKE name that I use when I first became champion 5 years ago" Skip trolled lollingly. "And your mom was in on it also cause I told her to call me that"

"Ok I see" Hop replied dejectedly. "But what's with the tatto?!"

"I just got it 5 years ago also because it looked cool" Skip clamed.

Suddenly his phone went ring. The ringtone was a song from Muse about running out of time or something I forgot the name. Skip picked up and answered.

"What's that about?" Hop asked.

"It was the Galar President. Im running late for my champion dutes, bye!" Skip changed back up and slammed open the door, running exasperated.

"WTF WAS THAT" Hop yelled.

Hop's Mom just finished cooking lunch but it turns out to be for the Wooloo instead of him, so he had to wait longer for his meal. It made him sad cause it was.

Meanwhile in Wyndon Stadium

Skip (Who is now Leon for the time bein) was in the changing room of the stadium, spraying some cologne which was scented with English Tea and putting on his messy cape with the names of his sponsrs who throw billions of pounds at him every day for being awesome and on the back of the cape was the phone numbers and Kik usernames of the women who he was going to do hot and sexxy things with in case he got lonely. He attempted to comb his distraught hair but the comb broke when it touched it so he gived up.

As he stepped out into the cheering stadium, the cent from his cologne made all the women all hony and the men embarassed as all their wifs and girls want to make sexy time with him instead.

"Laddies and Genteelmin, welcome to the 1200-somethingth championship match!" an announcer, who was actually Rose, with slick hair and a dad bod screeched from the gant VT. "This tournament is sponsored by NordVPN or DashLane or SurfShark or whatever the f*ck. Anyway, our champion Sk- I mean LEON is here to rek the noobs and the haterz who challenge him!!! LET'S GOO!!!!!!!!!!!"

The crowd was so wild, mostly because of the women under the spel of his Cologe. Skip, as Leon, showed off his Poke monster prowess as he braved bravely through waves of caterpie, grooki, sqovet, and rookidee cause a primary school teacher accidentally signed up his students to fight in instead of for seats in the Wyndon Stadium for a field trip so they had lame Pokemon and now he had do show then who's boss.

Several moments later, a buff dude walked on stage, opposing him. He was buff, and tall, and looked lik a pirate xcept he wore a kiddie-like dragon hoodie, Leon squinted menacingly and the audience gasped. He knew this guy. He was...Raihan!

"Are, tim to plunder that booty!!" Raihan roared piratey as he ripped out his balls! :0