He's Not Yours, I Am | Sope

iv. So Gullible

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Be The Shit

Yoongi: Jiminie have you had your brekkie already or do you wanna break bread with me? ᵔᗜᵔ

Jeongguk: Bread should be eaten, not broken, shouldn't it be? 🤔

Jimin: Yup, I've already have @Yoongi Hyung, thank you! And he meant "to dine together" my silly @Jungkook XD

Jeongguk: Only Jiminie doesn't ignore. Frack it, I think I'm in love-- @Jimin

Yoongi: Don't mention it, bubs (fuck off, Kookfreak, find another man. What about you try it with Hofuck)

Jeongguk: Geez, I was kidding XO

Hoseok: ................

Yoongi: I'll bet my house and lot, he's gonna start a fucking drama any minute now

Hoseok: I'm so loNELY sIGH

Yoongi: Knew it 🤥

Jimin: Oh why Hyung :'(

Hoseok: It's cuz I've literally got no one here... :(

Hoseok: I think I'm gonna die of boredom

Hoseok: Do you want me to die, Chim?

Hoseok: Cuz I'm dying

Hoseok: And I WILL definitely die if no one's gonna come over in a few sIGH . . . . .

Jimin: Hmm I don't think I have something coming up later, so I'm coming!

Namjoon: Why is he so gullible I--
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Jimin: Should I bring snacks Hyung <3

Yoongi: WhAT that's UNFAIR

Yoongi: And how come he received a heart emoticon and I didn't???

Yoongi: I can smell the BIAS from here

Jimin: Bias...?

Jimin: I'm just coming over silly bean XD

Jimin: And perhaps that single emoticon can somehow make Hobi Hyung feel better or something 👉👈

Yoongi: BUt I'm borED too

Yoongi: Come over Jiminie please or I'll die missing you :'(

Taehyung: He will if you want him to cut himself into two lol

Yoongi: Please Jiminieeee

Hoseok: NO DUDE I literally asked first so he SHOULD be coming over here. Sorry not sorry asshole

Yoongi: But he sure does hate seeing me dying so he will go here

Hoseok: I bet deez nuts he won't

Yoongi: Yes he will

Yoongi: Right, Jiminie?

Jimin: ...........

Jimin: You know what? Forget it

Jimin: I figured I have better things to do than be a trophy for a childish competition. Bye

Taehyung: OOooOoohHhhhH BOOM

Taehyung: I can smell the heartbreak SJFKSKDJSKDDKSKE 🤥🤥💀💀

Yoongi: The only thing you're gonna smell is your blood once I break your ribcage if you won't shut up

Hoseok: Count me in cuz I'm up bullying a bully

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