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Seokjin: Namjoon, you know what?
Namjoon: Uhh wjat
Namjoon: What* erm did I do something wrong cos if I did then I'm sorry chances are I was high that time
Seokjin: Iㅡ
Seokjin: Namjoon. You're a funny guy you know that
Namjoon: ?
Namjoon: I just??? Don't wanna get lectured so I had to sputter something like an apology or stuff???? It ain't deep man
Taehyung: LMFAOOOO are you deadass? Why are you being quite a coward?
Jungkook: Pft, stop pretending like you're not Taehyungie
Taehyung: I'm not though?
Jungkook: Walk your talk. Why don't you confess to get this over with
Taehyung: Confess
Jungkook: Yep. Confess
Taehyung: Isn't that funny cos I've been pretending for quite a while now!! :00
Jungkook: That's what I'm saying!! So you!! Go!! Confess!! NOW!!1!!1!
Taehyung: Okay idiot, I'm obviously playing.
Taehyung: I'm not pretending when I don't have one. It's called being real Jeon Jungkook
Taehyung: Get your facts right
Jungkook: Huh 🤔 I don't think that's quite possible
Jungkook: Everyone has one
Jungkook: Even I do
Taehyung: Uhh what's the point of having one anyway psh
Jungkook: Will to live
Taehyung: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA AREN'T YOU JUST A LUDICROUS ONE JEON JUNGKOOK
Taehyung: For the record, I already have a will to live
Jungkook: Huh?!? Who??? Why did I not know this uh you guys did you know about this
Namjoon: Naw
Yoongi: Even if I did I wouldn't have my fucks with me to spare
Taehyung: It's my ship you dunce!!! @Jungkook only not at everyone
Taehyung: I love Yoonseok a lot. Raise their flag, everyone!!!
Seokjin: Can we continue now, everyone? Thank you
Jungkook: Just talk in the DMs for Pete's sake damnz ):
Namjoon: *YOU* two talk in the DMs you fuck faces
Taehyung: I mean I love the groupchat. You guys give me the attention that I'm seeking :D
Namjoon: Of course you love attention. It's like one thing to know about you
Seokjin: Shall we proceed?
Seokjin: Anyhow, Namjoon as I was sayingㅡ
Seokjin: I fucking hate you with all my guts
Namjoon: dang what i do ):
Hoseok: He talks in little when intimidated, haha!
Yoongi: Go roast him, Seokjin. Everyone here supports you
Jungkook: I think it's because of the new vase isn't that right :o
Jungkook: Or perhaps Jinie's spectacles hh I swear Namjoon I didn't snitch I already told you he will find out one way or another :'-(
Seokjin: It's because you keep me up all night with your dreamy face you fucking dolt
Seokjin: Wait what about the new vase and my spectacles
Jungkook: Oh wait it wasn't about that haha gotta sprint TOODLES!
Namjoon: JEON JUNGKOOK YOU FUㅡ
Namjoon: Wait what?
Seokjin: Wait what!???
Seokjin: Kim Namjoon, you've got some explaining to do
Namjoon: Oh hell nah, aren't you saying that to yourself as well?
Taehyung: Huh I'm dumb, but was that a subtle confession or something 🤔🤨🤨
Seokjin: Holy crap. Fucking look for my spectacles Kim Namjoon or I'm killing you
Seokjin: And the vaseㅡ oh my god I really just wanna fucking die why do you guys do this to me
Namjoon: Will you please stop for a second and listen to me
Seokjin: Yeah?? So what is your excuse????
Namjoon: Um. I like you too.
Taehyung: Uh..........
Yoongi: ........
Hoseok: .............
Jungkook: Uhh I came here to say: ......
Jungkook: ...........* more cos I think I sent the least amount k bye
Seokjin: .............
Seokjin: Wait are you deadass
Seokjin: It's just a prank bro chill tf up bye
Namjoon: GAAASP PP
Namjoon: WHY WOULD YOU EVEN DO THAT
NAMJOON LEFT THE GROUPCHAT.
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