He's Not Yours, I Am | Sope

xxvii. With Someone Else!

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Be The Shit

Jungkook
GUYZ I heard about this new amusement parrrrk and it's HUGE huge >_<

Jungkook
They have this GINORMOUS rolla coasta that Taehyung and I have been wanting to try!!!!

Seokjin
Okay middle schoolers, go off.

Taehyung
Hey old hag. Don't be so full of yourself no one's inviting you

Jungkook
But Tae I thought we were supposed to invite everyone :-((( It wouldn't be as fun without Seokjinie

Taehyung
Shh Junggoo! He's not supposed to know that. We're playing psychology on him

Yoongi
Y'all dumbfucks. Clap. Clap.

Hoseok
Out of all ppl Jungtwat, you should know it best. That's your line of expertise. The only thing you're good at

Namjoon
You takin psychology as a program? That's what you'll ever be, that's what you're settling in

Jungkook
Awe shoot I don't think I can come anymore. I'm suffering from BBFR

Seokjin
The balls of you to assume we're gonna ask what the meaning of ur self-made illness is

Jungkook
It means Broken Heart From Bullies Hyung. Thanks for asking :c

Jungkook
Oh wait no, I meant to say Bully Friends For Real. I changed it the last minute bahah

Yoongi
Jungballs. No ones cares

Namjoon
You're saying you're not coming, is that right Jungkook?

Yoongi
If you can fucking read then yes that's what he typed

Namjoon
Usually you don't care about stuff like this. What's the big idea?

Seokjin
We're coming. At least we get to deal with only one middle schooler

Taehyung
Bitch I'm not a middle schooler

Jungkook
Neither am I!!!!

Jungkook
So who are you going with Seokjinie?? ^_^ Who's 'we' is itttt

Seokjin
Uhh I just assumed that

Seokjin
But it's you guys who best persuade them. And if you can't, no one's coming with you. I'm not up for some middle schooler babysitting

Jungkook
Yoongggggooo go with us please :-((( go with Jin cakes pls plsp plssllpsls

Yoongi
Fuck am I gonna do with y'all

Jungkook
Spend time with us of course!

Yoongi
I have better things to do

Taehyung
Like what

Yoongi
Like, not being with y'all? Sounds better to me ngl

Hoseok
You're yalling a lot. Why is that

Yoongi
Quit it with the irrelevance man. I'm not up for it

Jungkook
How about you Joonnnnieee

Taehyung
Junggoo's gonna apply for a psychic show. Wouldn't wanna miss seeing him in those tentz would ya

Jungkook
But first! How do I apply for that job

Seokjin
You don't. You pay for a place and put up a tent there, then Bob's the uncle

Seokjin
Now I'm definitely goin

Seokjin
Gotta witness Jungkook's humiliation in front of people in the flesh

Namjoon
I'm going as well

Taehyung
Oh my God my persuasion worked. I feel like I'm evolving into God

Jungkook
To witness my humiliation in front of people in the flesh as well is that right Hyung :-((

Namjoon
Nah. I'll have fun

Namjoon
Wanna ride that ginormous roller coaster you guys were talking about. For the thrills you know

Namjoon
What about you Jiminie? Have something on your plate on the 15th?

Jimin
Oh hey Hyung. Uhh yeah actually.

Jimin
I would love to spend time with you guys. And thank you for remembering me Joonie, but I do have something on my plate that day

Yoongi
Oh

Hoseok
Really?

Jimin
Yes, Hobi Hyung. Really :-)

Jungkook
But the park is HUGE huge tho. Wouldn't be surprised if Jiminie actually went there secretly but with someone else!

Jimin
Haha. We'll see

Yoongi
We'll see? See what exactly?

Namjoon
Stop giving Yoongi paranoia Kook. Give the two of them a break. They can't counterattack you with mental stuff because you don't have a brain

Seokjin
BAHAHAHAHAH IF ONLY VIRTUAL HIGH FIVES EXIST

Taehyung
They do. Apparently they're called "emojis"

Seokjin
Present me an emoji then you peasant

Taehyung
🙏

Seokjin
Close! But not quite. That's a praying emoji 😊

Taehyung
🙄

Taehyung
🖕

Yoongi
I'm going with you guys. I can cancel my Kook-free air for that day

Jungkook
Why is it always me :-(

Taehyung
Because you're an easy target to ridicule Goo. That's why. Even the nickname of your nickname sounds bully-attracting

Yoongi
Are you sure you're not coming with us Jiminie? Final decision?

Jimin
Positive! Thanks for the invite Hyung!

Yoongi
Sure. Just text or call me if you change your mind. I'm only a call or text away

Jimin
That's sweet. Thanks Hyung

Jungkook
Hmmmm

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