He's Not Yours, I Am | Sope

viii. Sucks Big-time

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Be The Shit

Hoseok: Did y'all know the fact that Yoongi is the filthiest motherfucker to ever breathe in Earth? Yep. Definitely a phenomenon.

Yoongi: Here goes the gaga speaking. 😐

Hoseok: Shut up, ugly king.

Yoongi: Do I look like a mirror to you?

Hoseok: Yup. A mirror.

Hoseok: Cuz when I look at you I want to break the shit you call face.

Yoongi: Fuck you and your mum. You're uglier

Hoseok: You're the ugliest rat I've ever seen

Yoongi: You eat shit

Hoseok: Yeah, if I were to eat you

Yoongi: Suck yourself

Taehyung: WHOA STOP RIGHT THERE YOU GUYS

Jungkook: I hate to say this :( but you two sound childish

Namjoon: Do you know when they'll eventually stop? When you ignore them, that is.

Taehyung: And the way to ignore them--

Taehyung: --is to leave this groupchat so 🚪🚶‍♂️

Seokjin: OH NO OH HELL TO THE FUCKING NO

Seokjin: @Yoongi @Hoseok

Seokjin: I'll strangle you both to death if you won't stop

Seokjin: I don't hate to say this, but you guys like Jimin...

Seokjin: and Jimin doesn't 💀

Seokjin: Sucks big-time. I'm out 🏃

Taehyung: OHOHOH PERIODT

Yoongi: E-Excuse the fuck...?

Hoseok: Bashing my head rn brb

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eey. anyone still reading this? i kinda forgot to keep up w the updates lol