He's Not Yours, I Am | Sope

v. Real Worth

Be The Shit 

Yoongi: Hope you choke on a stick

Yoongi: Dick*

Hoseok: No, thank you :)

Hoseok: I'd rather ride one

Hoseok: Jimin's to be exact, oops--

Yoongi: Fuck no, bro

Yoongi: His D is mine

Yoongi: And I don't think twice fighting a bitch if you think of it ever again

Hoseok: Then the bitch is fighting you too

Hoseok: Square up because I'm fighting a gorilla

Yoongi: Gori-- WHAT!?

Yoongi: I'm so fucking up a high croc

Hoseok: A high croc I fucking up a sick leech first

Namjoon: Why do you guys always bicker here :/ there are DMs for a reason hello??

Taehyung: I know, right? Lol

Namjoon: God, stop lolling please

Taehyung: I don't think God is listening to your request...

Taehyung: Lol

Jungkook: I think I know why

Namjoon: Ooooh why? 👀

Jungkook: First things first, I'll tell y'all if you stop ignoring me :D
SEEN.

Jungkook: Wow, I can literally feel the love

Jungkook: Like istg I'm so ✨ loved ✨ like you guys stopppp loving meeee
SEEN.

Jungkook: Man, frack y'all. I hate you guys so much

Namjoon: Since you're undeniably cute when you say 'frack' instead of a curse word, then fine. We'll listen to you

Namjoon: Right, guys?

Taehyung: Heck yeah!!! We'll listen to Kookie!!! Oh and Jimin always sides with me so count him in ;)

Seokjin: Yeah OK whatever. Tell us now, Jeon

Jungkook: Hmm, because they don't get much attention as much as in a groupchat. I expect y'all to know this already cuz this is a basic physic thing (btw Tae!! Kookie sounds so cute I love it!!!)

Jungkook: Tell me. Am I wrong? @Yoongi @Hoseok

Yoongi: ...Not true

Hoseok: I'm not agreeing to that one

Hoseok: Nope, nope

Namjoon: Then why do you guys fight here?

Jimin: Let's just stop it please

Jimin: Do you guys like the idea of fighting? Because I don't

Jimin: You guys should calm down now :(

Jimin: For me please? Yoongi Hyung and Hobi Hyung?

Yoongi: Hey! Why are you always unfair Minie!

Yoongi: You called the croc by his nickname (which I don't find amusing in any way) but you just called me by my name damn I'm so hurt

Jungkook: It doesn't matter, Yoonie Hyung

Yoongi: Yucks, stop with that Kookfreak 🚫

Hoseok: That simply means he loves me more oops 👄💅✨

Jimin: You guys--

Jimin: --are so petty, I just can't

Jimin: I'm leaving

Jimin: And I'll be back when you two finally gets along with each other smh

Seokjin: ...........

Seokjin: I won't stop you from doing that, Minie

Seokjin: And you guys @Hoseok @Yoongi

Seokjin: I hope you two will learn Jimin's real worth

Jungkook: I do know why they always fight about Jimin though 👀

Taehyung: Prove your 'psychic skills' to us, Kookz

Namjoon: And here I thought I was the intelligent one here ☹️

Jungkook: We always know that Jimin's got high standards so they are fighting who'd win over Jimin's heart to brag they are greater than the other

Jungkook: To sum it up, it's just basically a boasting game between Yoonie Hyung and Hoseokie Hyung

Jimin: ........

JIMIN LEFT THE GROUPCHAT.

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If I start a BTS groupchat fanfic (crackfic), would you guys read it 👀