He's Not Yours, I Am | Sope

xiv. Big Deal

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Back To Stupidity

NAMJOON WAS ADDED TO THE GROUPCHAT.

Taehyung: Oh my god please don't attempt to leave again Namjoon :(

Seokjin: That wouldn't be a worry. I talked to him already

Hoseok: About what?

Yoongi: Are you a fucking prat? Didn't you read the previous chats?

Hoseok: Right, sorry (not to you). Go on guys 

Seokjin: I apologised to him and he forgave me.

Seokjin: Right Namjoon?

Namjoon: He did. I did.

Namjoon: He said he was only playing around. Some things couldn't be helped, so no use fretting it over

Taehyung: I was gonna help, but you made up so quickly. I feel bad now :(

Jungkook: Ass youu shooould

Taehyung: You're the ass ❤️

Jungkook: But did you guys really though?

Jimin: Did they what?

Seokjin: Did we what freak

Jungkook: Sort things out.

Jungkook: Something's a little off-putting here. Either of you radiates suble lie, but I can't identify who in between you two

Hoseok: Are you some sort of psychic? Is he, you guys?

Yoongi: He kinda is

Taehyung: Not psychic. Psykook maybe

Taehyung: Lol I'm so funny guys don't praise me too much tho

Seokjin: But I'm telling the truth?

Taehyung: #ignored #hurt

Namjoon:And so am I?

Jimin: I hope you guys have dealt with whatever you should deal with.

Yoongi: Jiminie is so kind. I love you for that, baby

Hoseok: Are you seriously competing against me? I love him more than anyone. How can you top that

Jungkook: He can top one thing: you

Yoongi: Well- I love Jimin genuinely. If you do, then you do.

Taehyung: Wait whAkt

Jungkook: How did Yoonfgie nkt backfire WHAT IS HAPPENEIONG₱%*-

Yoongi: Big deal.

Jungkook: WEEEIRD! U GUYS ARE WEEEIRRRD!

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