He's Not Yours, I Am | Sope

xx. Copy That?

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Be The Shit

Taehyung: YOUUU GUYZZZ NO HOT SIZZLING TEA FOR TODAY'S AFTERNOON??? BOOOO 👎👎 WHAT A BUZZKILL 🙅🙅

Seokjin: Why don't you make your own scandal Taehyung and go around tell people about the fucked up shit you take and do

Namjoon: Like feces and drugs and being a disappointment? Should check out I'm ngl

Taehyung: EXCUSEMOI

Taehyung: Jungkook look at Seokjin and Namjoon bullying me :(((((

Jungkook: Tae. You're in a very dire situation rn, but I'm also a subject of mockery. You can't obviously ask a bullied kid for help dang it why do you do me like this :((((

Taehyung: Well that's because- I want you to reclaim your position as the subject of mockery. Quick, everyone bully him

Taehyung: Taehyungz out ✌️

Jungkook: YOU FRIGGIN ARSEHOLE I H-WORD YOU A TINY BIT

Namjoon: Tae you fake ass LMFMAAOOSOO

Jungkook: Wait wait wait you guys. Some people have been oddly quiet today. I wonder what they're up to

Jungkook: Quick. Seokjinie Hyung come over Yoongi's house and see if he's having a little tiny picnic date with Hobi awww these cuties istg 🥰

Hoseok: Excuse me?? Stop linking me to a damn cuckoo

Yoongi: Actually I was just about to visit Hobi in his dorm. Right Hobi my chum?

Hoseok: Since when did-

Yoongi: Hey Psykook freak. Don't over analyze what Hobi's talking about. It's not strange, he's just a little caught off guard that I revealed it in our public gc

Jungkook: Whoa defensive much? Take it easy tiger. No one's gonna take him away from you geez

Yoongi: Quit talking like that freakass cuckoo. Jiminie's here. He might feel like something's actually going on between Hobi and I besides growing camaraderie

Hoseok: Yeah don't worry about Jungkook and his delusions about us, Jiminie. I'm always loyal to my sweetcakes

Namjoon: Words with no commitment. If any of you fuckers hurt him, we're not gonna think twice about destroying your faces. Copy that?

Jungkook: Yeah, copy that? 😤

Hoseok: Copycat. But yeah, I do copy

Jungkook: Better than being a fraud.

Jungkook: Jimin is a precious gem. Hurt him and I'll hurt you- then put icepack on you cuz we're friends but still, don't do it you guys we don't wanna hurt each other do we

Taehyung: Actually I do. When do we wrestle Junggoo I've been asking since day one you're so horrible to me you have a horrible personality and a horrible heart istg how can you even sleep at night with all of your deficiencies

Jungkook: Ouch Tae. But I told you already! I'm not gonna do itttt I don't wanna hurt you or anyone for no reasonnn :((((

Seokjin: BAHAHAHAHA I WOKE UP TO THE SOUND OF UNDERESTIMATION

Seokjin: But yeah, was already up. Just wanted to word it like that because. Kbye, I'll wake up again when I hear something pathetic ciao

Taehyung: Junggoo you're a dear and all, a horrible dear but a dear nonetheless, but you're a fucking dick. Let's be at each other's throat, meet up at Chili's, and square tf up dude because I'm breaking your jaw

Jungkook: Butt :((( I only know how to play the harmonica

Taehyung: Fuckin b☆tch, that's not how u respond to my texts. who tf is u talkin to rn

Jungkook: Can't play violence. Sorry ✌️ Or else many faces in Seoul would be unrecognisable. They spent too much on it, so why ruin it for them ya know

Taehyung: You're the only guy whose face is gonna turn unrecognisable after you eat my knuckles JUNGKOOK IM BURNING IN WRATH RIGHT NOW WATCH OUT ILL FUCK YOU UP ANY MINUTE NOW BEWARE OF UNLOCKED DOORS AND WINDOWS

Hoseok: Jesus. You need help

Yoongi: Jesus. You need Jesus

Namjoon: Jesus needs Jesus bc of you.

Yoongi: Jesus needs help and Jesus becuz of you.

Jungkook: Guys. That's thoughtful of you really but- he doesn't believe in God. He's an ethics

Seokjin: BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH WOKE UP TO THE SOUND OF AN EMPTY BRAIN JUNGKOOK U PRECIOUS LITTLE FUCKING SHIT I WANT TO CLOG UR HAIR IN THE TOILET SOMETIMES

Taehyung: Thank God I'm not the subject of mockery but hey that's kinda mean (I'm in, when do we start?)

Namjoon: Dw. You will be after Jungkook disfigures you. I hope he leaves your pretty nose tho, something to compensate you for being a pathetic loser

Jungkook: GUYS. YOONSEOK IS GETTING AWAY. QUIT TALKING ABOUT ANYTHING ELSE BUT THEM!!!1!1!!1

Yoongi: Guys, let's bully him.

Hoseok: Bet

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