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Hoseok
Yoongi
So there's this new amusement park next town that will have its opening on the 15thHoseok
Wrong chat?Hoseok
What happened to hello hi how are youYoongi
The fuck are you talking aboutHoseok
The fuck are you talking about?Hoseok
Why are you telling me thisYoongi
Uh- can't you see? I thought I was talking about the obviousHoseok
Obvious?Hoseok
Does the amusement park have large swimming pools that can drown someone preferably named Jung Hoseok- oh wait isn't that me. Ah. So that's your plan huh I see I seeYoongi
There's no such thing. Where the hell did you get that?Hoseok
Well- if that's not it, then blast my brains for assuming, but are you taking me on a PUKE BARF VOMIT date?Yoongi
Dude. When was the last time you had your brain checked? Didn't know you were on crackYoongi
I'm going to ask Jimin on a date, not you. Geez you're too slow. Must be your incompetent braincellsHoseok
How the fuck am I not gonna jump into that conclusion if you told me? Hello??? You're the half-wit hereYoongi
Well, that's because I want you to know that I'm taking a step up. Didn't want you to be surprised why Jimin would suddenly choose me over someone incompetentHoseok
Hah. BetHoseok
I'll bring him to a fancier placeHoseok
Amusement park? Really? Fuckin old school. Where is your damn originality nowYoongi
Like you know betterYoongi
Also, it's not about being old school or not. It's about whether you're heartfelt or just fucking it upHoseok
Don't lecture me. I know that, bud.---
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