He's Not Yours, I Am | Sope

xxiii. Murder? Impulse?

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Be The Shit

Namjoon
I went to Jimin's with Jungkook. Had ice cream and a sleepover

Seokjin
Why are you announcing it like it's important

Taehyung
GAAAAAAASSSPPPP

Taehyung
YOU GUYZ DID WHATZ

Yoongi
Are you suggesting that you're jealous Taehyung? Seems like it

Hoseok
He sure is. Change ma mind

Taehyung
Whyyyy did you guyzzz NOT bring meee I need a grave and longgg explanation for that hmph :-///

Namjoon
Well, when I went to yours I found Jungkook there. Why was he there, instead of you?

Namjoon
Tell me your little bit of explanation and I'll give you mine how about that

Taehyung
Well- I'm uhh neither confirming nor denying that so uhhh ciao mafakas

Namjoon
That's not how you're supposed to give out options

Namjoon
I already confirmed that you have Jungkook in. Give out the options of whether you're explaining it or not

Taehyung
Well DO YOU HAVE PROOF

Taehyung
No, you don't. Perfect ❤️

Namjoon
Bitch are you dumb I literally have Jungkook, my living proof. Just tell us you are cornered and that you owe us an explanation which you won't give

Taehyung
Well, bitch. You're the one who has the dumb

Seokjin
Lol. That's a good one

Jungkook
Tae :-((((((

Taehyung
'm sry Junggoo but it needs to be said hmphhh

Taehyung
Okay so explain to me why you went with them without me you fuckin traitor I hate you so much how do you sleep at the night with the hate you're getting while I'm watching you sleep

Jungkook
Wait huh

Taehyung
Ignore the last one. Now explain 😑

Namjoon
Stop asking for explanations when you're not giving any yourself

Taehyung
I'll commit murder you fuckers why are you mean to me stop it before I buy a gun

Taehyung
Nah I'm kidding I don't wanna surrender to my hungry impulse

Seokjin
Murder? Impulse? Do you have a hole in the head

Yoongi
Yeah. His ears, nose, mouth, etc.

Hoseok
Seokjin said head you dumbfuck, not hea- wait what?

Yoongi
Yeah? You were saying?

Hoseok
We have holes in our HEADS?! Because technically the face is in our head and and and and?!?!!

Taehyung
Well- prolonged impulse then. Prolonged impulse can lead to murder now stfu before I'll cut you up balls to throat you hear that yeah I'll do it

Seokjin
Woah woah wOAH

Seokjin
And who is this directed to again?

Taehyung
Junggoo

Jungkook
What?! I breathed??? :-(((

Yoongi
There will come the day where Jungkook fights back and Taehyung will come crawling to us while begging for help

Taehyung
Never gonna do that ❤️

Taehyung
That dumb bloke always submits to me. Try again ❤️

Jungkook
And I always do. Taehyungie why u do dis to me always CRIES

Hoseok
Poor kid

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