He's Not Yours, I Am | Sope

i. Be The Shit

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Be The Shit

Hoseok: Twat

Yoongi: Dimwit

Hoseok: Kook

Jeongguk: Yes, what's it?

Taehyung: Dude, not you lol 🙃

Taehyung: Plus that was an insult though?

Yoongi: Featherbrain (oh, and this is half-meant for you, Kookfreak)

Jeongguk: OH MY GOSH???? I'M INCLUDED IN THEIR BICKERING???

Hoseok: Motherfucker

Jeongguk: TELL ME?? IS THAT HALF-MEANT FOR ME TOO, HOBI???

Yoongi: Fathercheater

Jeongguk: OK, seems like I'm not included anymore 😔💔💔

Hoseok: Pussy eater

Yoongi: Dickblower

Hoseok: The gay has spoken

Taehyung: @Seokjin HYUNG WE NEED YOUR HELP PLS AND THX LOL

Taehyung: Can someone please summon him ⚰️⚰️

Seokjin: This commotion. Again.

Seokjin: And again and again and ag

Seokjin: Aren't you guys getting tired bickering with empty insults like elderly couples one bit?? Because watching you guys, we want to jump off a cliff already

Seokjin: Or at least push either of you off a cliff. That might work too

Jeongguk: So...no one's gonna talk about how Seokjin Hyung cut the word "again" for absolutely no reason at all? Or is it just me, no?

Yoongi: Elderly couples? Fucking gross, man 👨‍🦽👨‍🦽

Jeongguk: I got rejected for the second time today ☹️ frack I'm so transchild (cuz I'm still not a parent, gettit?? :D)

Yoongi: And he STARTED it

Hoseok: He continued it lol

Seokjin: You guys stop or I'll make the fuck out of you

Jeongguk: I am so ignored man 💔

Yoongi: Did you know that Hoseok has a banshee relative?

Hoseok: Salute my middle finger, Yooncunt 🖕

Namjoon: THEY IGNORED HIM 💣💥🤡

Jeongguk: Joonie be finna siding with me?? :00

Namjoon: Sorry to break it with you, Jeon, but please stop meddling 🤐

Jeongguk: F in the chat for the poor Jeon y'all ✋😔

Seokjin: @Yoongi @Hoseok you guys really be testing me huh

Seokjin: Hold on a sec, and you guys will finally shut your fucking traps

Namjoon: HOLY SHIT

Namjoon: HYUNG'S GONNA USE THE SPECIAL POWER EVERYONE HOLD ON TIGHT

Jeongguk: Joonie, stop overreacting  ˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶

Namjoon: F off

Jeongguk: An F from Joonie yAY who else wants to pay some respect to the poor Jeon???????

Taehyung: Goodluck to the two of you lol @Yoongi @Hoseok

Namjoon: STOP FUCKING LOLLING

Jeongguk: When I'm dying, bet y'all still ignore me frACK it
SEEN.

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