Ok question one Maria I'm sure we're all wondering. Who do you have a crush on?
Maria: Why is me being shipped with Gadget the main jokes of this series?
I didn't say Gadget.
Maria: Oh...
Well that answers that. Question 2 why Time break?
Well you see time break... Actually I don't have a reason. I just thought it'd be cool for a support attack or something.
Question 3 Shadow have you planned your murder?
Shadow: In fact yes. Let's just say. I planted a bunch of knives in Gadget's house.
Gadget: What?
Question 4 since that doesn't matter. Favorite scenes.
Shadow: The scene where I kill Gadget off screen.
Sonic: The scene I'm in.
Tails: Me versus Zavok
Amy: The scene where I constantly ignore Knuckles and do whatever.
Knuckles: I say-
Whisper: Tangle's cameo.
Tangle: Me cameo.
Knuckles: I say-
Silver: The scene I'm cool in. Which is all of it.
Blaze: *whisper* The scene where Silver blushes and acts cute.
Silver: What?
Blaze: Nothing!
Knuckles: I say-
Zero: The scene where Big Wave fails.
Knuckles: That's just mean. Oh now I don't get interru-
Eggman: Where I beat Sonic.
Sonic: Which you never will. AND that was actually Zero who defeated me. So... ya.
Eggman: I don't care.
Maria: The scene where Shadow and Gadget sorta get along.
Shadow and Gadget: That never happened.
Maria: During the final fight where you were doing your teamwork on eggman's robot.
Gadget: The scene where Rookie is alive.
Knuckles: Can I actually-
Rookie: I like the scenes where Gadget has a crush on Maria.
Shadow: I hate those scenes.
Knuckles: Now can I-
Vector: The only scenes I was in.
Sorry bout that.
Espio: I guess the Roger in Null space was cool.
Charmy: I like how i had stash of chocolate.
Vector: That Espio punished you for.
Bloopers
*beep*
Ok so just say whatever is on your mind. Ok.
Tails: Take 1
Emmy: Hello
Knuckles: GET OVER HERE AND GO TO HELL!!!!!!
*beep*
Tails: Take 92
Emmy: Hello.
Knuckles: GET OUTTA HERE BEFORE I-
*beep*
Tails: Take 281
Emmy: Hello.
Knuckles: Come over here so you can-
Everyone covers the innocent children's ears.
*beep*
Tails: Take who cares anymore. *leaves studio*
Emmy: Hello.
Knuckles: *no voice lines*
Other people: *shouting*
PERFECT!!!!! We just needed to stop Knuckles from talking.
*beep*
Sonic: Now what's your favorite color?
Infinite: Light brown.
Sonic: Do you like long romantic walks on the beach?
Infinite: Do you know where to find a girlfriend?
Sonic: Know the perfect girl.
Infinite: REALLY!!!!??? YAY!!! I've been alone for so long in my life and no one talks to me. Nor invites me to a party. I barely have any friends. I'm apparently married in another universe. And life is so stressful with the bills and stuff. I mean. I don't care.
*beep*
Whisper: Not so fast!
Whisper was hovering while carrying Maria who was shooting him with her wispon. They came just in time before Infinite could finish him off.
Maria: Get away from him!
Infinite: Whatever. Not like I'll kill you sooner or la- Oh you must be Whisper.
Whisper: Oh and you're Infinite. Nice to meet you.
Infinite: You too.
They both have a handshake. Btw this is the first time they've met.
*Beep*
Sonic: Hey Eggman. Top 10 epic fails. You got number one.
Sonic cracked his knuckles. Then lost his golden color and changed into a rainbow one.
Eggman: MY EYES!!!!!
*pain sounds in the background*
*beep*
Thanks. Now um Gadget. When a
Mwah mwah mwah mwah
Sonic!
Shadow: Stupid script. Taunting me like it's no big deal.
*beep*
After a few days of crying they got a funeral ready. Not only for Sonic and Maria. But also for everyone that died in the war. After Knuckles did a emotion speech for honoring everyone that worked hard in the war.
Sonic: I LIVE!!!!!!!
Crying soldiers: *crying*
Sonic: Actually I'll come back to life another time.
*beep*
Therapist: So after that you started getting therapy.
Shadow: So the plot twist is that this entire game was Tails's therapy session?
Yes.
Shadow: ... I quit.
*beep*
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Sonic Forces Remake
FanfictionIt's been months since the incident happened. We're sorry Sonic. We couldn't do anything. But we can't stay depressed forever. For the sake of Sonic we have to save the world and take Eggman down. It's what he would've wanted.
