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Rodion x mechanic! Reader

Pick up lined
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"Rodion?"

"Y/N, you dont have to call me that!" Nikodim laughed gently, passing her a wrench.

"Im still getting used to it!" She smiled, with black strips of oil all over her face from fixing a car earlier.

She tightened a few screws on his door after he reported it creaking. The previous mechanic or "fixer" didnt do a well enough job.

"How many people are gonna fuck up their SUVs today, man?" She sighed, wiping her forehead with the back of her hand. Then, she realized that she just smeared more black substance on her face.

"Im not getting paid enough for this." She groaned, cracked her elbow.

Nikodim seemed fixated on her face, and how tuckered out she was.

"You wanna take a break?"

"Hell yeah!" Y/N beamed, making him laugh again. She ran off to her room to change, coming back out to his with a regular, clean uniform.

"Well, what do you wanna do? Im not getting sent on missions for a bit."

"Khorosho!" (Good / harosho) Y/N said in russian, surprising Nikodim.

"You know russian?" He smiled, raising an eyebrow. He wore a regular burger town shirt, minus the headgear and guns.

"Only a few words. I like to cuss at angry Russians who think im not doing my job right, after all they tried and made it worse." She shrugged, giggling.

"..that is..something." he smirked. They walked out of spetsnaz base, passing Minotaur on the way.

"Hey, where you guys going?" He asnwered, drinking the last of his water.

"вынимая ее, она не может понять, но не смей ей говорить!"
(Taking her out, she cant understand, but dont you dare tell her!)
Nikodim sneered playfully, watching His fellow spetsnazs face turn into a smirk, nodding.

They walked out the base fully this time, having random chit chats here and there, without even deciding where or what to do.

"Hey, do you like to draw?" Nikodim asked, already knowing his next move.

Y/N, who was blind to everything nodded no.

"Well i do, and id say your a work of art." He said proudly, walking into a pole. He fell on his ass, with an "omph".

"Do you have an ass?"

"??"

"I dont think so, it didnt save you at all there." Y/N smirked in response.

"Im going to fucking kill you."

"HAH! ANGRY RUSSIAN!" she snickered, running off to her quarters, Nikodim following closely behind.

"COME BACK HERE!"

"BE CAREFUL, OR YOULL HIT ANOTHER POLE LOVER BOY!" Y/N tried to lock her door but he forced it open before she could reach the bolts.

They both tripped onto eachother, rolling on the floor face to face. The rolling stopped after a while, as they stopped laughing and opened their eyes.

"This is..awkward?" Nikodim blushed, watching her face heat up aswell.

"That pick up line really picked me up huh?" Y/N laughed, sitting up against the wall.

Rodion layed by her feet, answering back "well, i did not lie!"

She blushed profusely, turning as red as a beet.

"Would you like to go out with me?" He sat up, looking at her whilst saying the entire line incredibly fast.

"Yes you idiot!" She tackled him into a hug, relaxing in his scent.

-- back at spetsnaz base --

"Minotaur! BRATUHA!(BROTHER!)"

"Hnng, what?" He groaned, stretching.

"Im no longer single!"

"Y/N, i assume?" He smirked at Rodion, patting his back.

"Whats the noise over here, fellows?" Bale walked over with nikto trailing behind with an axe.

"Y/Ns my Love now! She said yes!" Nikodim chanted, proud of himself.

Nikto ruffled his hair shyly. "Proud of you." He said, like rodion was his son.

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Nikodim went straight to Y/Ns quarters to greet her with hugs and pepper her with kisses.

He opened the door, to find no one inside, not even a tv running.

A forced pulled him from behind, lockinv in place. Y/N had hugged him from behind, giggling and blushing like a cute school girl.

"You really dont have an ass!"

"I hate you."

"You love me."